Formerly Deja-booty

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

also it’s true how baby cheetahs are considered “socially awkward” omfg we need to protect them at all costs 

I saw this at the San Diego zoo. They were grooming each other and just chilling and it was so sweet

how can people say Wonder Woman is too serious of a character when this panel exists

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

this is me every damn time i get breakfast at a diner

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

This was beautiful

this is fucking dope

This is my favorite post on Tumblr

mjsheartisstillbeating

I’m so glad this has so many notes 😊lol

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 greatness

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

I don’t even remember most of the dream now, just the advice that I received from a gentleman: “if you don’t want your hand stabbed, don’t enter a hand-stabbing contest.”

I mean, yeah