Salty Game Grumps Sentence Starters
“Yeah, of course you do, you stupid fucking bastard.”
“Oh, man, what a surprise. I really thought you had it.”
While laughing, “You’re such a dick.”
“It was awesome how you didn’t cheat. I mean like- GOD. You’d think winning THAT strongly, cheating would’ve been involved in some way.”
“You just need to remember that fire goes out. Especially near water.”
“Bro, I fuckin DESTROYED you.”
“OOOOOHHHHHH! you got fuckin’ SERVED.”
“I will actually smash you in the facial region.”
“First of all: Your insults need a little work.”
“You’ve really been fucking it up lately.”
“Why did you jinx me like that?! You stupid piece of shit-”
“You’re a fucking witch doctor! How did you get these powers?!”
“Really one of the better… friends in my life.”
“That’s better than being on the stanky ass court with your smelly ass.”
“I believe in your ability to die at my hands.”
“Oh my god. What-the-fuck-ever.”
“OH MY GOD. YOU ASS PIRATE.”
“That’s the kind of talk that’s gonna get you thrown right in the leopard pit.”
“I think you’re amazing… At being an asshole.”
“I will body slam you if you get saucy with me.”
“Just shut up once for- in your fuckin’ life.”
“You are on just the thinnest of ice.”
“You are just one mean fellow.”
“This game is really tearing us apart and I do not care.”
“I’m gonna actually punch you in the head.”
“I don’t mean to toot my own horn but- TOOT TOOT!”
“I refuse to finish this.”
“Well, you see…. This is how a loser acts.”
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