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Door to door sales men aren't a thing anymore but if they were they'd be highly sexulaized. Think of the potential. There'd be a whole genre of porn with them. Like the humble pizza delivery boy

Door to door sex tpy sales man who has to demonstrate t*gets so hard I pass out

door to door sex toy salesman who wears a tiny skirt so he has quicker access for demonstrating the toys

The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.

dating two mommy gfs who aren't in a relationship with eachother so they keep having these awkward handoffs like divorced parents with shared custody, updating eachother on what you've been up to and what you have going on as they argue over who gets to have you next weekend.

That's a next level power move, like playing 5D chess here

android girl but she's an old model so it takes her a while to process requests & her facial recognition software isn't the best so sometimes she misidentifies things & thinks trees are street signs but all the android girls think she's so ditzy & fun to tease they refuse to get her a software update

You need to take one for the team and be a good friend by being a fleshlight to all your lesbian friends! If your friend calls you in the middle of the night, you instantly show up! Your friends gopes you? You take it and say thank you! Be a little sex toy for all your lesbian friends like you're supposed to! Cute girls like you need to be objectified by other pervy girls!!

I need to be objectified by other pervy girls! puts me right in my place