WORLD IS A FUCK 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

angels aren't real. it was probably a weather balloon that gave you a spanking fetish, or maybe phytoplankton.

Anytime a girl mentions needing to pee it is imperative that you press on her bladder, hard.

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i want to leave my drink with a girl and come back to it spiked with something awful and devolve into a nauseous mess until she insists on taking me home and watching over me. panting against the cold passenger window and feeling her hand slip across my thigh and rub against my cunt while she drives us through winding foreign streets to the middle of nowhere. i’m gone, absolutely out of it, she can’t help but drag me out of the car and into brush to shove me to the ground, yank my pants down barely over my ass, enough to slip my panties to the side and tongue at my hole for a bit until she thinks i’m wet enough not to tear too badly. i should thank her for it, but i’m too out of it to register the small grace she’s bestowed upon me. her cock eases into my ass and i’m sobbing wetly into dirt and rocks and twigs, shaking my head and heaving up my drinks when she asks me if it feels good to get violated like this. what do i mean, no? don’t i know how much she loves me? no, no i don’t. she’ll show me, it’s okay. she’ll show me again and again if she needs to. deep breaths

i Am 4 years old and i Drink and smoke every day and i dont give a fuck.