Decast Ronaut

the planets aren’t in gatorade anymore but my life still sucks????

this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

i can’t stand y'all sometimes

Heehee

I laughed way too hard!!!

Seriously though let one thing from my childhood stay pure

No she won’t. Her upper body is the big hand and her lower body is the short hand.

Have you ever watched the opening of this show sweetheart? She definitely busts it open.

me: *is bitter but is also right*