Real Life Cave Gromlin

this is what solarpunk means to me. You find a printer. You fix it. You ask someone to please take it off their account and then they do and let you know. Beautiful. 100/10, wish printers didn't have to be tied to accounts in the first place but this is nice.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

Brent Spiner should record PSAs about ChatGPT as Data.

Burt you beautiful bird. I own the only one in the world right now, I want to change that.

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

for some reason people can’t admit that they think an aging celebrity is still an absolute smoke show so they say the person “hasn’t aged” instead of just saying they’re hot as hell