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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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yo what up you fucking cabbage....

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hello i just did the two fastest replies of my life after disappearing i realize this! anyway lol i haven’t forgotten about one liners and i plan to get to them slowly but surely! my writing has just been weird lately and i already need a bioshaq refresher so...... yeah
nightscaped.
“ It all tastes like dirt to me, mate. ” He throws back a gulp of his own drink, something that tastes much less like soil but is likely just as caffeinated. It’s a bad idea, given that caffeine rarely serves him well but, fuck it, he’s thirsty. “ I don’t even know what the difference between good and bad coffee is half the time. Maybe I’ve just never had nice coffee. ”
“fair enough.” it’s weird that he sounds so APPROVING, even to himself. booker glances at the other man as he tosses the can back gracelessly---it looks like an energy drink of some kind, and booker isn’t picky, but something about all those weird ingredients in them skeeves him out. the fuck is TAURINE, anyway?
“it’s an acquired taste, but it gets the job done. i’m lucky if i can go without it for more than five minutes. pretty pathetic, but i’m not getting any younger.” the spy’s lips twitch in a weak attempt at... something, but it’s not quite a smile. they’re hard to come by these days.
enlumaria.
KATYA MAKES A HABIT of visiting the bar on a semi-regular basis— she needs time to decompress after a long day’s work, and today was particularly stressful. It gives her a good excuse to visit her friend, too; if it wasn’t for him, she’d probably be pent up in her apartment right now.
The bar looks busier than normal, and given the choice between sitting next to a creep or a guy who’s minding his own business, it’s no wonder she chooses to sit next to him. She tries to not draw attention to herself— he’s doing his thing, and she’ll do her’s. Their eyes meet for a moment, and she gives him a small smile in an attempt to break the ice. It’s not enough to start a conversation, but that’s perfectly fine with her— she’s a lot more concerned with getting that gin and tonic Kyo promised her.
the alcohol feels good going down, which means it BURNS, which means it’s doing its job properly. if booker used decompressing as an excuse for every time he drank, it wouldn’t be dishonest, but it would be repetitive as hell. almost to the point of stupidity, really. still, a man can be mad when he feels conned into the shittiest life ever. six figures in his bank account can’t undo trauma---if anything, it just scares the crap out of him having so much government money and nothing to do with it. paying for elizabeth’s college is as good as it gets.
the woman sitting next to him smiles---booker can only grunt in answer. which, in retrospect, is probably kind of rude, but it at least doesn’t sound TOO jaded. mostly neutral. impressive for him. “need another,” he mumbles to kyo as he passes by, and the other man nods with enthusiasm. booker always racks up good tabs---he’s a good regular.

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Garrett Hedlund attends the “Mudbound” premiere during the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on September 12, 2017 in Toronto, Canada.
i’m alive
no one asked for these and yet i am delivering
BOOKER CATCH (i punch him in his fuckigng face)

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“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.” from Katya !
studio ghibli sentence meme // accepting.
booker grows wiry at the lowly-uttered words, just barely managing to swallow his sip of whiskey with ease. how do they keep running into each other at the most INOPPORTUNE of times? he’s on the job, dressed ritzy to play the part of plus-one---and yet, here she is too, black dress making her look prepared for a funeral instead of a wedding. booker nods, green eyes locking onto hers with a strange, unreadable fierceness. it’s supposed to be a look of reassurance, but should she feel comforted by a man whose gun is forever burning a hole in his side? PROBABLY not.
finally, his gaze tears away in search of the victim (and booker hopes katya doesn’t start asking what he’s doing here, because he’s not in the mood to repeat his made-up story), scanning the reception venue carefully. sure enough, there’s a man bumbling around, too much wine in his system, head bobbing around in search of something---someone. her. it’s probably some one-sided conquest, given the distress on her countenance. at least she’s safe with him; the man looks burly, but booker could have him pinned on the nearest guest table begging for mercy without so much as breaking a sweat.
“do you wanna dance?” he suggests flatly---there’s underlying PURPOSE in his tone as he abandons his partly-drained glass. he can get another drink later. “i’m not very good, i’m warning you.”
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
ok like for a one-liner lol i’m gonna do these in between chores and replaying f//able 2 and studying
@nightscaped.
“well---this ain’t the WORST coffee i’ve ever had. still think there are probably better existing brands of motor oil, though.”
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humanprayers.
To shrink was not something natural, nor was it physically possible, yet with the manner in which they recoiled, they certainly looked as if they had accomplished the elusive task. They swallowed thickly, clutching their map tighter. ❝ I’m not… well I mean… I was pointing to a cathedral b-but it was more to–erhm—ask for… directions… ❞ their voice grew softer near the end of their statement, a harsh sniff following afterwards. Were they going to cry? Perhaps. Yet yelling was never good, and they were indeed distressed by the notion that they might have done something wrong in such brief conversation. ❝ I-I-I c-can leave. ❞
well, shit---the kid looked like they were seconds away from breaking down, and suddenly booker was feeling some pretty immediate regret for raising his voice. his fists clenched and unclenched, stubs for nails digging into his palms, as he tried to think of a way to console them---what did people their age even like? he couldn’t tell if they were masculine or feminine or both or neither, so no help there.
exasperated, booker snatched the map from their hands and glanced at the location. he knew where it WAS, fortunately. he passed by that church sometimes, it was near the old abandoned bowling alley. “hey, c’mon---listen to me, kid. i’ll get you there, okay? there’s an ice cream place on the way, i’ll buy you a cone or something. just---just stop crying, you’re freaking me out.” everyone liked ice cream, right? booker just hoped they didn’t have some sort of lactose problem.
Hey Dad can I go on a date /)////(\
if it’s with that troublemaker kyo then absolutely not :^/