partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented