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Kim Dokja: Yoo Jonghyuk, why is your hand on my ass?

Yoo Jonghyuk: Whoops. Was an accident.

Kim Dokja: ... ...Your hand is still on my ass??

Yoo Jonghyuk: Still an accident.

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Han Sooyoung: How the fuck do you like Yoo Jonghyuk?? Even if he's handsome, he still has the appeal of a math textbook.

Kim Dokja: I dunno about you but I've never opened a math textbook and didn't immediately say "Fuck me" so-

#kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo jonghyuk #kdj #hsy #yjh #orv #omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #textpost

Some Group: (kidnaps Kim Dokja)

Group Leader: Well well well we finally caught the weakened constellation at last!

Kim Dokja: 5

Group Leader: What?

Kim Dokja: 4

Group Leader: What are you doing?

Kim Dokja: (pauses) 321

BOOM

KDJC: (holding handcuffs and sleeping pills) KIM DOKJAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Group Leader: Wh-

Kim Dokja: It's not my fault this time!!

KDJC: (easily smacking the enemies away) IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT YOU DAMN SQUID!!!

#kim dokja #kim dokja's company #orv #omniscient reader spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv shitpost #orv textpost

As much as I dislike the scanalation group using Rulers instead of Kings.....

Kim Dokja, The "Ugliest" Flexible Ruler You'll Ever See

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #kim dokja #ugliest king #I hate the fact that they changed it to Rulers cause it doesn't feel as cool #I understand it was cause some people wanted a gender neutral term but even the King of Beauty sounds cool okay #flexible ruler #orv shitpost

Kim Dokja: Yoo Joonghyuk is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do??

Han Sooyoung: Put a shit ton of coins into your strength stat, punch him in the stomach. When he kneels over in pain, kiss him.

Lee Hyunsung: Tackle him?

Jung Hewoon: Dump him. And when he chokes you and brings you up to eye level, kiss him.

Shin Yoosung: Kick him in the shin!

Lee Gilyoung: Don't listen to her hyung! Kick the back of his knees to bring him down!

Yoo Joonghyuk: No. Don't do any of those. Just ask me to lean down you bastard.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #kim dokja #kdj #yoo jonghyuk #yjh #kdj x yjh #kim dokja x yoo jonghyuk #jung heewon #lee hyunsung #han sooyoung #shin yoosung #lee gilyoung #orv shitpost

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Cale, to his friends: If I cut off my leg and swing it at the White Star, am I hitting him or kicking him?

Alberu, horrified: You'll most likely mentally scar us more than anything.

#cale henituse #alberu crossman #trash of the count's family #tcf #the white star #white star #textpost #totcf

Kokichi: *steals some of Shuichi's ice cream* Nishishishi!

Shuichi: Ah-!

Tenko: *from a bush in the background* No! What are you doing?! Tell the gremlin off and assert yourself!!

Shuichi: H-Hey! That's MY ice cream!

Tenko: Good! Now let 'em have it!

Shuichi: *shoving the ice cream to Kokichi* Here! Y-You can have it!!

Maki: *goes to beat up Kokichi*

Kokichi: *sweating* Wait wait wait!!

Maki: What.

Kokichi: I-I'm allergic to pain!!

#ouma kokichi #kokichi ouma #drv3 kokichi #danganronpa kokichi #ndrv3 kokichi #maki harukawa #harukawa maki #danganronpa maki #drv3 maki #ndrv3 maki #new danganronpa v3 #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa v3: killing harmony #ndrv3 #drv3

Monokuma: Kaito is suspected of murder! How do you plead?

Kaito: *turns to Shuichi*

Shuichi: (mouths) Not. Guilty.

Kaito: *squints*

Kaito: H...Hot Milky.

Shuichi: *bangs head on stand*

#kaito momota #momota kaito #danganronpa kaito #drv3 kaito #shuichi saihara #saihara shuichi #danganronpa shuichi #drv3 shuichi #danganronpa: killing harmony #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #monokuma

Kokichi: *starts pouring grape panta into a wine glass*

Kokichi: Do you know why you're here?

Shuichi: Uhhh, cause I accidentally sent you a dick picture?

Kokichi: *stops pouring*

Kokichi: ...Accidentally?

#shuichi x kokichi #kokichi ouma #ouma kokichi #danganronpa shuichi #danganronpa kokichi #danganronpa version 3 #danganronpa v3 #saiouma #oumasai #danganronpa: killing harmony

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Emma: FOUR MONTHS RAY!!!

Emma: *throws her watering can at Ray*

Don: *walks in*

Don: What's going on?

Ray: Nothing, just Emma being Emma.

Emma: YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME WATER THE FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!!!! FOUR MONTHS!!!!

#ray (yakusoku no neverland)#ray (the promised me neverland)#tpn ray #tpn don #don (the promised neverland)#don (yakusoku no neverland)#tpn emma #emma (the promised neverland)#emma (yakusoku no neverland)#yakusoku no neverland #yakusoku no nebārando #the promised neverland

Kaminari: *opens the door*

Midoriya: *holds up a sign saying "Go on a Date With Me?"*

Kaminari: Oh my god, yes!

Midoriya: No no, tell Kacchan!

Kaminari: Oh ok!

Kaminari: *looks into the house*

Kaminari: Bakugou! I'm going on a date with your boyfriend!!

#kaminari denki #bnha kaminari #midoriya izuku #bnha midoriya #deku #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #katsudeku #bakudeku #kamideku #misunderstanding #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha

*stares at a group of wild demons coming their way*

Norman: Well this is certainly a problem.

Ray: We need a plan of attack.

Emma: I have a plan. Attack!

Emma: *runs towards the demons*

Ray: Emma no-!

#ray (the promised neverland)#norman (the promised neverland)#emma (the promised neverland)#ray (yakusoku no neverland)#norman (yakusoku no neverland)#emma (yakusoku no neverland)#prefect score trio #yakusoku no neverland #ynn #the promised neverland #tpn

Midoriya: Kacchan, I wish there was something between us...

Bakugou: Me too.

Midoriya: Really?? Like what?

Bakugou: A wall.

#midoriya izuku #deku #bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bnha bakugou #bnha deku #midoriya izuku x bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

Jumin: *gets a ribbon and ties Zen's hands together*

Zen: *feels an allergic reaction coming*

Zen: Jumin what the fuck, I thought you said these were clean!

Jumin: ...Elizabeth may or may not have played with it before I brought it here.

Zen: Jumin what the hell???

Jumin: Don't worry, I will still love you no matter what.

Zen: thAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!

#jumin han #zen #mysmes jumin #mysmes zen #elizabeth the 3rd #elizabeth the third #zen x jumin #jumin x zen #ribbon #allergic reaction #mysmes #mm #mystic messenger

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Toshinori: Midoriya, my boy. You too, can become a hero.

Midoriya: But All Might, that's not my dream!

Toshinori: ...Then what is your dream my boy?

Midoriya: To break dance.

Toshinori:

#midoriya izuku #yagi toshinori #deku #all might #breakdance #dreams #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia

Midoriya: *drives and hits Long Fingers and Bat Wings*

Extras: You hit us with your car!

Midoriya: *cooly stares at them* You hit my car with your bodies.

#midoriya izuku #middle school classmates #car #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #my hero academia #bakugous lackeys #aka extras #long fingers #bat wings

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