just slightly too enthusiastic about malistaire

I don’t get why we have to stop Jackall he was literally just trying to diva out

that’s it you’re going inside the knowledge crystal

Okay so clearly I'm not normal about Malistaire but is anybody else also consumed with an insatiable lust for Doctor Jackall or am I alone in the based department this evening

@griffinsmith do you happen to know anyone

hi stormy and hi op. Can jackallheads who also have an insatiable lust for him please sound off

GOD DAMN CLEARLY I AM NOT ALONE IN THE BASED DEPARTMENT HELLO FELLOW JACKALLHEADS!!!!!!

I reeeeeally wish there was more love for zone pricing folks 😭 like. I REALLY prefer zone pricing it is simply the right option for me. But MAN I wish I had those member benefits 😭 I'm still giving y'all money!!! Why are you trying to funnel me into giving you money in a specific way!!!!! Maybe buying crowns could come with the same benefits members get proportial to how much money you spent. Idk they'd never do it bc they lowkey hate their player base and just want us to choose the option that'll get them more money in the long run. But a man can dream 😔

I posted a suggestion thread in the discord but that place is so full of mean teenagers I'm afraid I'm gonna get dunked on AKSJCJDJDJ

I caved I'm trying membership...... Idk if it's always like this for first-time members but I noticed it was half off for a month 😔 I just hate the idea of progressing and then not having access to the area I'm currently in or not permanently owning what I'm buying. But it costs a lotttt in the long run (I'd have to play more than like 3.6 years for it to even out) and membership is just less money for the amount of time I'm playing (like I can finish way more streets/areas in a month than I could for the same amount of money in zone pricing) and there's membership benefits but AHHHH idk. Idk I am trying it I will see!!!! And if I end up thinking it's not worth it I will only have "wasted" like $5. If I DO end up liking it more though I will probably go insane at all the money/crowns I "wasted" on zone pricing though 😭😭😭 it will bother me DEEPLY that I'm not completely one or the other

Oh no I'm switching to membership. Oh no. I sent an email to support asking very nicely if I could have the crowns from zone pricing refunded even tho I know there's like no shot wish me luck y'all 😭🙏