"I am a corpse. I can not answer you, I am dead."

L: Oh, wait, here’s a mattress! Whoa, and here’s my spare ambulance, silly me!

Soichiro: He’s about to die, L, do you really want your last words on the matter to be sarcastic?

Matsuda: The cops give you a nickname, right? "Oh, that guy's the Green River Killer."

Matsuda: What if that guy's at home going "No! I don't wanna be... That river's just really close to my house. I don't have to drag them far. Did they not find the tap shoes I put on the guy? I wanted to be the Tap Shoe Killer! I bought all these damn tap shoes!"

Matsuda: What if a guy killed someone and wrapped them in a Persian rug, and they named him the "Persian Rug Killer"? You know that guy's pissed. Persian rugs are expensive!

Light: You did what??

L: Alright...

Matsuda: TraitorSayWhat?

Misa: Excuse me?

Matsuda: What?

L:

Matsuda:

I re-watched Death Note for what must be the 100th time and suddenly remembered reading this incorrect quote, which basically sums up half of the whole plot

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