dumb of ass & trans of gender

"why give me crowley? why make me complete and then take it away?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. i cant keep doing this i cant do this anymore oh jesus fucking christ i need to be sedated i need to be put in a coma

you’re telling me s1/s2 crowley and aziraphale just never existed. like them falling in love over 6000 years is just not something that is real anymore in the canon universe. WHO thought this would be a good idea

I’m sorry but it’s so painfully fucking heteronormative that we got a shot of WEDDING RINGS but not one hug, not one kiss or drop of physical affection that it made my eyes bleed. Bury your gays, but make sure they lose their memories and their pasts first and most definitely don’t show ANY onscreen romance! And the idea that another kiss would just be akin to another F15 is some fucking bullshit. Unbelievable. We should not have to BEG for queer romance and happiness and I resent being made to feel like I should feel grateful for this travesty of a finale

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

sorry but s2 aziraphale did not hold trembling fingers to his lips thinking do it again because he wanted to boop crowley on the lips with his fingies

Good Omens HQ : "Hey what if we put EVERY nightmares of the fandom in that finale ?"

you know what. maybe it’s for the best it was just a 90 minute movie. getting that ending after sitting through six episodes? i would have walked into the ocean

yeah they’re married and happy or whatever. but you know what the fucking problem is? that’s not even THEM. what the fuck.