The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

& Then a weird guy appear

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations