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@deathfcrged said: We talked about Vanessa leaving a “bouquet” of positive pregnancy tests on the counter for Wade to discover when he gets home one day in their post “resurrection” timeline post DP2 but never actually wrote anything with it yet. Care to Drabble his reaction maybe? 🐣

he can feel the exhaustion as he steps through the threshold. every assignment he takes, every hit he carries out, is done with care. don’t leave any survivors. don’t leave any strings attached. don’t pick anyone he can’t take out entirely alone.

they took his vanessa once. they’ll never take her again.

locks slide into place, a familiar ritual. he doesn’t hear her, doesn’t see her, and he pushes down the concern that makes his heart begin to race. she’s safe, he tells himself, kicking dirty boots off at the entryway before blissfully sliding into fur lined crocs - his most exciting christmas gift.

crocs. comfy robe. double jameson on the rocks. hot chocolate until it’s socially acceptable to drink straight liquor. a telenovela to brush up on his spanish. cuddling with vanessa until they fall asleep. a fairly solid plan of action for a post murder recovery.

out of the corner of his eye, he spots an arts and crafts project on the counter. absently, he runs through the holidays, wondering if he really managed to forget a reason to celebrate. he makes a beeline over, curious. he doesn’t understand it at first, can’t quite recognize the dozens of white sticks held together so delicately.

he hums the jeopardy thinking song as his surviving brain cells struggle to put the pieces together. regardless of how naive he could be, not even he was stupid enough to ignore the PREGNANT label on each of the sticks. the plus signs. the pregnants, the smiling baby emojis.

his heart stops. the world stands still. he’s suddenly acutely aware of her standing behind him. the warmth of her presence, of her warming his frozen heart. suddenly, the day is brighter, the world is clearer, heaven crashing down to earth.

in the barest fraction of a second, he turns, takes her into his arms and spins her around. she’s glowing, breathless as she laughs, head falling back in joy.

the woman who survived a lifetime of tragedy and abuse and fear only to find him,

the woman who found a broken, lonely, worthless man and showed him nothing but love,

the woman strong enough to carry the weight of his terminal illness,

the woman strong enough to carry on widowed as wade struggled to return to her,

the woman who cheated death and crossed the line between the world and the afterlife to return to him -

his other half -

—– now growing a life inside her. a miracle. a blessing from a god he had long since abandoned. she’s going to make him a father.

they had already talked about it, finished the conversation so rudely interrupted by vanessa’s death. 75% of their texts were links to baby clothes and baby toys and everything baby. but it’s different now. it’s real now.

legs wrap so gracefully around his waist. fingers curl into her hair, pulling their lips together as if unable to resist. his arm wraps around the small of her back. they fit together like puzzle pieces, and there’s no doubt in his mind they’ll still fit together with a 20lb bowling ball inside her.

❝ already? ❞ he asks her, and his face begins to ache with how wide his smile is. ❝ god, you’re incredible. ❞ he praises, pulling her in for another kiss. ❝ we need to celebrate - once, twice, a dozen times for good luck - ❞ he decides, all but running towards their bed, the echo of her laughter left behind them.

#KILLYPOOL #I missed this tumble sucks I’m crying good tears I love them so much #waaaaaaaah #TO BE TAGGED.#pregnancy tw

If life transcends death

Then I will seek for you there

If not, then there too.

@killypool

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❝ you know why i love crayons?

i like to draw blood. ❞

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@deathfcrged said: If Wade had to choose a favorite memory of all time of Vanessa and his relationship what would it be and why?

despite every improbability, he finally gets a life with her. together, they build a life, build a future, build a foundation for every being (alien, mutant, or otherwise) to come after them.

when he goes - and vanessa will always say he went too soon - his last moments are an endless reel of his time with her. the only times in his life he’s ever really wanted to remember. he doesn’t have a favorite, couldn’t even have picked one if he was asked. every day with her, every moment with her, she makes him love her more.

she blew him away the day they met, left him hot and heavy and diamond hard with a yogurt card in his mouth and a lump in his throat. he wants her, wants to know her, and it would take a fool to miss how much she clearly wanted him as she pulled him close, wrapped her limbs around him like a spider with her prey.

when he wakes in the morning, half his body losing feeling from the way she laid on top of him, he considers thanking god that she stayed the morning.

when he thinks he can’t love her more, she tells him she loves him too, and the feeling of knowing of not even having to doubt that you are loved nearly brings him to tears.

and in his darkest moments, her strength only ever seems to grow.

he thinks of screaming, begging him to stay as he tries to leave before he starts to decay. he thinks of her hunched over on her computer with her endless research. he thinks of her bringing him food, bringing him medicine he couldn’t be assed to take. he thinks of her on the phone with insurance, with doctors, with anyone who could help.

he thinks of her fingers so delicately pulling the staples from his skin, staring at his face before finding his eyes, as if everything was still okay if he’s still there.

he thinks of her iud, thinks of the joy he feels at even the idea of a child with her.

he thinks of her lifeless body in his arms, thinks of bloodstains he never managed to clean from the wooden floor.

he thinks of heaven, and everything was going to be okay, everything will always be okay, because he’ll always have her.

he thinks of her laying in his arms, and he thinks he’s messed up, he thinks he’s fucked up the time travel, fucked up some part of it, fucked up everything until she opens her eyes and she smiles and maybe - just maybe - he would get to be happy.

he thinks of the dress she slips on before they get married in secret, thinks of kissing her at 2am in atlantic city, drunk on whiskey and her, his face bare and her face flushed. he thinks of ring pops on fingers and the perplexed look of an officiant who’d never quite forget them.

he thinks of her stomach swollen and the nights spent massaging oils and lotions into her skin, praising and kissing and worshipping every new stretch mark that blessed her skin. he thinks of 4am runs for corndogs and ice cream and pickles. he thinks of the way they’d stand before the mirror, her back pressed to his front, his hands holding her belly, eager to carry any of the weight that she grew. he thinks of the panic as her water broke and the race to the hospital. he thinks of her, sweaty and gasping and exhausted as she held their daughter to her chest as she managed her first cry.

he thinks of three decades of laughter, of love, of kisses, of hugs. he thinks of tears, and of fights, and of pain that always managed to fade when her arms wrapped around his neck.

his heart stops beating, and he thinks she looks even more beautiful from above. strong and kind and broken in the most beautiful ways. he watches as she mourns, but she goes on. he cheers her on as she lives the life he always wanted for her: happy. and when she’s ready to join him in heaven, they finally feel whole.

#I WS SO EMOTIONAL I REBLOGGED IT ON THE WRONG BLOG #adlkgj #MY HEART #asdwhy #SAVED.#ANSWERED. ( others. )#OTHERS. ( killypool. )#KILLYPOOL #VANESSA & WADE.#VERSE. ( the course of true love. )

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" i'm not talking to you when you're like this. "

#OPEN STARTER.#STARTER.#IC.

OPEN

“Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”

#OPEN STARTER.#IC.#STARTER.

@wanderingguest muse of choice / verse of choice

“You gonna spend the night staring, or you gonna buy a lady a drink?”

#IC.#STARTER.#WANDERINGGUEST

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Like / reply for a starter from Vanessa Carlysle in the Deal with the Devil verse written with @killypool where he makes a deal with the devil to save Vanessa but - lo and behold things don’t work out like he expects. Vanessa is brought back to life with his powers and takes up the mantle of Deadpool intent on finding a way to bring him back to her. Lengths will vary. Please specify what character(s) you’d like a starter for if a multi. These may require plotting.

Vanessa Carlysle can be found at @deathfcrged

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Like / reply for a starter from Vanessa Carlysle during the events of Deadpool & Deadpool 2 including up to and during her ‘reincarnation’ where she’s saved in the alternate canon timleine. Lengths will vary. Please specify what character(s) you’d like a starter for if a multi.

Vanessa Carlysle can be found at @deathfcrged

Canonically Vanessa is involved with Wade / Deadpool (my main DP is @killypool but I am open to writing with others if we chat about the relationship etc) (edited icons should be done by the time i get to these). She may or may not be open to flings or three ways depending on plot and the Wade in question for that thread/plot etc. I am also open to plots where she is used as leverage against Wade if that’s something you’d like to explore. This can be with another DP or with my own if you want a little mini verse - he’s at @pennyfcrged .

redroomfcrged

Like / reply for a starter from Vanessa Carlysle pre encounter of Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Lengths will vary. Please specify what character(s) you’d like a starter for if a multi.

Vanessa Carlysle can be found at @deathfcrged

Please note that Vanessa does ‘bump fuzzies for money’ as her primary source of income during this time so it may / is likely to be mentioned if not be part of the thread itself depending on the nature of the encounter. She may also work as a stripper / bartender from time to time to fill in some on the books legit work if needed or to just take a break from hands on sex work. I do not mind threads involving her night job but those won’t be the only threads I write with her as they get old quick. (edited icons should be done by the time i get to these).

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@deathfcrged: “Mm, I’m still a fan of the ‘bump fuzzies’ phrase for it myself. Paints quite the vivid picture in the imagination, right?"

“I find a number of these verbalisms to be nonsensical,” illogical, intolerable even. And yet they continue; infinite. Nor does Spock have any desire to imagine. “Let alone delineate favor in one expression over another.”

#ANSWERED. ( others. )#NOT YET CONTINUED.#OTHERS. ( fasciinating. )#FASCIINATING #VANESSA & SPOCK.#i so have to continue this one when i'm done with school #also LET WADE LIVE #AND MAKE POINTY PENIS JOKES #PLEASE #VERSE. ( tbd. )#IC.

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Ben Barnes and Amber Rose Revah in The Punisher, season 1.

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#LEMONS.

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palettes-and-prompts:

100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

1) “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.” 2) “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.” 3) “How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?” 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” 5) “You look good all soaking wet.” 6) “Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.” 7) “Oh my god you’re so much better than the last person I was with.” 8) “If you’re going to act like a little brat then I’m going to treat you like a little brat.” 9) “I don’t care how good it feels you’d better not cum until I tell you to.” 10) “Look, I’m not into choking but I wouldn’t mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while.” 11) “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.” 12) “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.” 13) “Touch yourself for me.” 14) “Do you think you deserve to be punished?” 15) “You take my fingers so well don’t you?” 16) “Shut up and take your pants off.” 17) “When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me.” 18) “Are you wearing my shirt?” 19) “Do you need me to finger you first?” 20) “You’d better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are.” 21) “Did I stutter? Do as you’re told!” 22) “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.” 23) “I can’t wait to be on my knees for you later.” 24) “Maybe if I punish you it’ll help you remember who you belong to next time.” 25) “Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?” 26) “Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me.” 27) “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.” 28) “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.” 29) “Take it off. Slowly.” 30) “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?” 31) “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?” 32) “Kitten, don’t make me tell you twice.” 33) “Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.” 34) “I love the sounds you make when you come undone.” 35) “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.” 36) “You’d better watch your fucking mouth.” 37) “Did I say you could stop?” 38) “I need you. Now!” 39) “I’m so sick of your voice. Why don’t you come over here and put your mouth to better use?” 40) “I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.” 41) “You keep acting like a little brat and I’ll take you over my knee right here, I don’t care how many people are watching.” 42) “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.” 43) “Don’t you want to play with me? 44) “Yes! I mean yes, Sir!” 45) “When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.” 46) “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?” 47) “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?” 48) “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin.” 49) “You look so good on your knees like that.” 50) “I only want to please you.” 51) “Did you touch yourself while I was gone?” 52) “Are you going to be good from now on?” 53) “Is that a tattoo?” 54) “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” 55) “Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.” 56) “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” 57) “I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now.” 58) “Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.” 59) “So desperate for it, aren’t you? Well, if you want it so bad you’d better start taking it.” 60) “Please? I’ll be good, I promise!” 61) “If you don’t change out of those shorts and into some pants I’ll have them around your ankles by lunch time.” 62) “I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are.” 63) “Open your mouth.” 64) “I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers.” 65) “Pull my hair!” 66) “If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I’m going to bend you over that bed.” 67) “If you want to cum you’d better beg.” 68) “You know I don’t like to be teased.” 69) “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.” 70) "Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.“ 71) "I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.” 72) “Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?” 73) “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.” 74) “Wow, I think you’re blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you.” 75) “You know, you look real pretty when you cry.” 76) “I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth.” 77) “Tell me what you like.” 78) “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” 79) “Look at you, grinding against everything, you’re really desperate for it. Aren’t you?” 80) “How do you feel about two at once?” 81) “Is that a thong?” 82) “Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.” 83) “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?” 84) “I love it when you dress up for me.” 85) “Did you dress up just for me?” 86) “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” 87) “Think you can handle that much?” 88) “Mmm, good morning to you too.” 89) “Just pull the car over!” 90) “What’s wrong? I thought you liked teasing.” 91) “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?” 92) “Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet.” 93) “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” 94) “Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you.” 95) “That tickles.” 96) “Were you touching yourself without permission?” 97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.” 98) “I see the gift I got you fits well.” 99) “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.” 100) “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.”

#MEMES.#LEMON MEMES.

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taylor swift : folklore album … sentence starters pt. 1

“Baby, kiss it better.”

“In my defense, I have none.”

“You didn’t even hear me out.”

“Chase two girls, lose the one.”

“Those eyes add insult to injury.”

“There’s only so far new money goes.”

“I knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs.”

“You’d get your knuckles bloody for me.”

“I knew I’d curse you for the longest time.”

“I had a marvelous time ruining everything.”

“But we were something, don’t you think so?“

“'Cause I knew everything when I was young.”

“I knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired.”

“The wedding was charming, if a little gauche.”

“It must have been her fault his heart gave out.”

“All this time, I never learned to read your mind.”

“And if you never bleed, you’re never gonna grow.”

“And if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you.”

“You know the greatest loves of all time are over now.”

“And if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed it.”

“But it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one.”

“When you are young, they assume you know nothing.”

“Who knows, if I never showed up, what could’ve been.”

“You drew stars around my scars, but now I’m bleeding.”

“There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen.”

“Who knows, if she never showed up, what could’ve been.”

“There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen.”

“I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending.”

“I’m not your problem anymore. So who am I offending now?”

“I knew you tried to change the ending… Peter losing Wendy.”

“You’re not my homeland anymore. So what am I defending now?”

“There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen.”

“If one thing had been different, would everything be different today?”

“And in a feud with her neighbor, she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green.”

“I can see you standing, honey, with his arms around your body, laughing, but the joke’s not funny at all.”

“And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite.”

“And it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it, holding all this love out here in the hall.”

#MEMES.

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