I'm watching scary videos on YouTube right now. Let me tell you something. I am spooked out of my mind, yes. But the amount of you parents that have your INFANT sleeping in a separate room is insurmountable, unbelievable, and infuriating. How do you think for one second that keeping your sleeping baby, at night, while you're sleeping, is at all safe?? Yeah I know babies and children aren't dying left to right having their own separate rooms. BUT!! Do you not get how long it takes you to get to your baby?! And God forbid something happens to the door?!?! What happens if you accidently lock it and it shut somehow??? What if the baby shuts and locks the door??? Or an intruder??? What if there's an earthquake and the door shut and the house cracks and the doors jammed shut?????? WHAT IF A PARANORMAL CREATURE SHUTS THE DOOR AND LOCKS IT?!?!?!?!? I'm gonna be honest. My baby will ALWAYS BE IN ARMS REACH. I'll have one of those mini play penns in EVERY room. I'll wear my baby till I can't no more.
