Titles Are For Squares.

Me on the phone with psychiatric admissions this morning

I’m SHRIEKING

me

I fucking hate customers like this

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

Wait staff are not your fuckin playthings for you to toy with and torment for pocket change worth of money, jesus fucking christ

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off