"’Ave a right miserable eternity."

“Reyt’ I’m just a nipper. Can’t wait t’ tell t’missus. Might put ‘er off kids, like.”

PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

"Does this mean I'm one of them influenzers now, like?"

as a fly on the wall I can assure what I saw a dozen green roses sips of expensive champagne sharing of kisses again and again oh! the rest displayed, best believe required a shedding of clothing in front of me after that, I confess, I chose not to see even flies have a sense of dignity!

Furfur is ready for his first Valentine's Day as a married man. He hopes Shax will be pleased.

"I ‘ad this sorted fer me lass an’ I do hope she likes it. We need summat of us together fer t’mantle. Gotta get some flowers too. Owt fer me bride!"