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Archivation
Yeah so, Imma be turning off the lights on my profiles for a while, for anyone who cares I've just lost my motivation for roleplay. Plus I didn't really get too much interaction either way...so just feel free to message or something if ya wanna talk
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" do you like ale? I know a good place. "
Aife sighed “You again? Well at least you’re not doing as bad as last time.”
“Of course I like ale, any alcohol really. I’d love to be shown this place as long as you’re buying the drinks.”
Fate/Apocrypha starters ep 22 & 23
“We can no longer accept each other.”
“What’s a hero for… What’s justice for if I can’t defeat you!”
“It doesn’t matter what it takes! It doesn’t matter what happens! I will kill you!”
“You have my thanks. A burden less off my shoulders.”
“It’s a promise from a warrior to a warrior that we must fulfill even if it cost us our lives.”
“Those are the eyes of a warrior who holds pride fighting to protect others.”
“I fought to bring a bit of happiness to the unloved children. Even if imperfect, I tried to do something!”
“I did not fight for this kind of future!”
“I will kill you and fulfill my wish!”
“Your wish by itself isn’t a mistake at all, but to accept and pardon any kind of evil just for it… It’s something I will never accept!”
“I beg you, please go.”
“It’s the duty of a hero to punish those who have fallen into evil.”
“[Name], you lost your way. You’re going down a path you won’t be able to return from.”
“I always do the same. I’m always careless when it comes to the most important things. Nothing but regrets. But this time…”
“There’s no room for an empress in a world where salvation exists.”
“Through your sword you show the spirit that wants to protect someone.”
“I apologize for forcing you into this due to my ego.”
“You treated me as a human even though we’re enemies.”
“We fought in the past for the sake of this future.”
“What a fool you are, [name]. I was fine like that. Once I fell, I didn’t have the wings to get out of there.”
“This place is huge.”
“The decoration here is awful.”
“It’s the king’s duty to punish those who rebel against him.”
“What about holding a banquet once this war is over?”
“Do you like wine? I know a good place.”
“You don’t seem like the type that savors wine.”
“I always thought of becoming the king, but, what makes a “good king”… that I don’t know.“
“You think you made it here by your own merit? Don’t make laugh. I allowed you to reach this place!“
“I won’t let you escape.“
“I don’t think that helmet will be of much use.“
“There’s no point in loyalty if you’re about to die.“
“Become my knight and your wish shall be granted.“
“My wish…? What was my wish…?“
“Once you pull out that sword, you’ll meet a horrible end.“
“I won’t make it, but there’s still hope for you.”
“So, was I a good Servant?“
“Yeah, we made it this far because you were my Servant.“
“Hey, [Name/Servant class]. Was it fun?“
“You can’t defeat me.“
“Please, don’t be rude because the fun part is just starting!“
“The whole world is my stage!“
“What a bloody mess, miss Saint.“
“Show me whatever you want, it won’t work.“
“My hand are as dirty as the hands of those who followed me.“
“Do you really believe there was meaning in that war?“
“It doesn’t matter what you show me, everything is fake.“
“You, who received God’s Revelation, must treat all lives equally. Then, why do you make an exception for him?“
“That exception you make is called love.“
“I don’t have the right nor the intention to love another person.“
“Weren’t you the one who dragged him to his death? Didn’t you convince him to die here?“
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Damn.
KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.
I sleep
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On Thread Length
Some people use a lot of text when writing to show their muse’s mental state, some use it purely because their muse is talkative. But when things like that happen, some people stress over whether or not they should match length and it can be the reason some people have problems replying to things.
You do not need to match my length. My muses get lost in their heads/like to talk/just end up making me write a lot.
Write whatever you are comfortable with, because this is supposed to be fun and you should never be pressured to meet the length of your partner. Do what you want to, and hopefully by reblogging this, the mun of this blog will do the same.
@dearestdefiled
“Aife, eh? Hm, perhaps you’d make a good soldier, but I can’t think of much else for you to do.”
“It would certainly be an honor Your Majesty, but I am afraid in this form I can only pledge myself to my own goal.”
Reblog this if you wait patiently for replies and respect the other mun enough to understand that muses can become selective at times in replying to certain threads, as well as ooc life becoming far too busy at times.
Sadly my classes start back up today so I most likely won’t be able to reply till the afternoon.
Tell me why your muse is attracted to mine. On or off anon.
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" ya know, gettin' into fist fights with strangers ain't so good for yer health-- you DO know that, right? "
“I didn’t lead an army against my sister to do what’s good for my health.”
Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse Edgar Allan Poe Aesthetics
( Annabel Lee )
a cold ocean’s wind, the pain of love lost, a pure and powerful love, fond memories of one so dear, refusing to let go of someone lost, numbing grief, unwavering devotion
( The Raven )
long and sleepless nights, dying embers in the fireplace, fear that envelopes every sense, shadows that stretch down the street, dark feathers falling, burning anger, the realization that something is truly lost, hopelessness, a soft tapping at the front door
( The Tell-tale Heart )
the desire to harm, attention to every detail, the creak of old floorboards, the soft glow of a lantern, the pounding of a frightened heart, the smugness of not being caught, the satisfaction of a dark task completed, gnawing guilt, a shouted admission at what has been done
A small portion of some of my favourite quotes from classic literature. Feel free to change and adjust them to your needs!
“ I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape. ” “ Don’t cry, I’m sorry to have deceived you so much, but that’s how life is. ” “ I am fearless, and therefore powerful. ” “ Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? ” “ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know ” “ Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? ” “ I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it. ” “ Do you know where the wicked go after death? ” “ Actually that’s my secret — I can’t even talk about you to anybody because I don’t want any more people to know how wonderful you are. ” “ Will you love me in December as you do in May? ” “ Hell is empty and all the devils are here! ” “ Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear. ” “ You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. ” “ I have gone to the forest. ” “ I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that’s why. ” “ One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ” “ Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes. ” “ If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself. ” “ The truth is rarely pure and never simple. ” “ Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. ” “ Some are born great, others achieve greatness. ” “ I didn’t mean no harm. ” “ My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? ” “ If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear! ” “ And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good. ” “ I want to ruin you ” “ What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love. ” “ To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! ” “ If I knew myself, I’d run away. ”
rpmemes-galore:
If we are mutuals, you are welcome to:
tag me in starters
answer my open starters
spam my inbox with memes
ask me to spam you with memes
scream at me in ims at all ungodly hours
randomly drop a plot idea on me whenever you want
never be scared that you’re bothering me in any way bc, if i followed you, i love your blog and I am always down for interacting with you! <3 <3 <3
(You can answer my open starters if you’re not a mutual, though. That’s why they’re open….)
@dearestdefiled liked for a starter!
Beowulf grunted as the fist impacted, before moving to clamp his hands down on Aife’s sides to hold her in place as he slammed his knee upward, aiming to knee her in the stomach as he grinned, animalistically.
“Good thing neither hit as hard as Grendel, then!”
All she could do was gasp as his knee dug into her stomach and sent all the air from her lungs
With so much force behind the blow it left Aife stunned, lacking breath, and unable to reply with words or a physical blow.
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Sisters
celtic-shishou:
dearestdefiled:
“A-ah…I uhhh,,,,,,I,,,nevermind.” As a bright blush flamed upon her cheeks the Berserker tilted her head towards the floor, allowing her hair to fall and conceal the woman’s features. It was all too true that the enchant placed upon one of Aife’s class could cloud many aspects of judgement , in this case yes, it forbade her to differ between Schathach’s joke.
“Is your invite into your room still acceptable sister? I…can certainly feel some gazes bearing down onto me.” To be honest her assumption was most likely correct, seeing as many servants had the skill of Presence Concealment, an Assassin could literally be inches behind Aife without her noticing.
Scathach cracked a smile upon seeing her sister’s embarrassed expression. It has been some time since she has seen her in such a state. Opening the door behind her, she motioned for her sister to come in.
“Of course, I do not believe that I rescinded my offer from earlier,” she told her, “but if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I need to finish drying my hair. I had just come out from bathing when you showed up.”
Since it was her very own room, Scathach made herself immediately comfortable. She grabbed a towel from a rack nearby and began to wrap her hair within it.
As soon as the door was opened and she was motioned in, Aife quickly entered the room alongside her sister, and she nodded when Scathach asked to be excused.
The Berserker herself, went to sit on the couch. She found them to be quite comfortable, possibly even more when the Master was trying to calm her from the confusion of being summoned .
“You seem to live very well sister, does ever servant in Chaldea have their personal room?” Of course if this were a normal building in a normal situation you wouldn’t pay the thought even half your mind, but this was Chaldea an organization of magus who traveled throughout time. Could Chaldea truly house every servant physically?
Fate/Apocrypha starters ep 22 & 23
“We can no longer accept each other.”
“What’s a hero for… What’s justice for if I can’t defeat you!”
“It doesn’t matter what it takes! It doesn’t matter what happens! I will kill you!”
“You have my thanks. A burden less off my shoulders.”
“It’s a promise from a warrior to a warrior that we must fulfill even if it cost us our lives.”
“Those are the eyes of a warrior who holds pride fighting to protect others.”
“I fought to bring a bit of happiness to the unloved children. Even if imperfect, I tried to do something!”
“I did not fight for this kind of future!”
“I will kill you and fulfill my wish!”
“Your wish by itself isn’t a mistake at all, but to accept and pardon any kind of evil just for it… It’s something I will never accept!”
“I beg you, please go.”
“It’s the duty of a hero to punish those who have fallen into evil.”
“[Name], you lost your way. You’re going down a path you won’t be able to return from.”
“I always do the same. I’m always careless when it comes to the most important things. Nothing but regrets. But this time…”
“There’s no room for an empress in a world where salvation exists.”
“Through your sword you show the spirit that wants to protect someone.”
“I apologize for forcing you into this due to my ego.”
“You treated me as a human even though we’re enemies.”
“We fought in the past for the sake of this future.”
“What a fool you are, [name]. I was fine like that. Once I fell, I didn’t have the wings to get out of there.”
“This place is huge.”
“The decoration here is awful.”
“It’s the king’s duty to punish those who rebel against him.”
“What about holding a banquet once this war is over?”
“Do you like wine? I know a good place.”
“You don’t seem like the type that savors wine.”
“I always thought of becoming the king, but, what makes a “good king”… that I don’t know.“
“You think you made it here by your own merit? Don’t make laugh. I allowed you to reach this place!“
“I won’t let you escape.“
“I don’t think that helmet will be of much use.“
“There’s no point in loyalty if you’re about to die.“
“Become my knight and your wish shall be granted.“
“My wish…? What was my wish…?“
“Once you pull out that sword, you’ll meet a horrible end.“
“I won’t make it, but there’s still hope for you.”
“So, was I a good Servant?“
“Yeah, we made it this far because you were my Servant.“
“Hey, [Name/Servant class]. Was it fun?“
“You can’t defeat me.“
“Please, don’t be rude because the fun part is just starting!“
“The whole world is my stage!“
“What a bloody mess, miss Saint.“
“Show me whatever you want, it won’t work.“
“My hand are as dirty as the hands of those who followed me.“
“Do you really believe there was meaning in that war?“
“It doesn’t matter what you show me, everything is fake.“
“You, who received God’s Revelation, must treat all lives equally. Then, why do you make an exception for him?“
“That exception you make is called love.“
“I don’t have the right nor the intention to love another person.“
“Weren’t you the one who dragged him to his death? Didn’t you convince him to die here?“
