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Put a sentence in my ask to see how my muse responds.

❝ I find myself alone when each day is through. ❞

❝ Yes, I’ll admit that I’m a fool for you. ❞

❝ You’ve got a way to keep me on your side. ❞

❝ You give me cause for love that I can’t hide. ❞

❝ If you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight. ❞

❝ I tried to hold these secrets inside me. ❞

❝ My mind’s like a deadly disease. ❞

❝ I’m meaner than my demons. ❞

❝ Please stop, you’re scaring me. ❞

❝ Goddamn right, you should be scared of me. ❞

❝ Are you insane like me? Been in pain like me? ❞

❝ You can’t wake up, this is not a dream. ❞

❝ I think there’s a flaw in my code. ❞

❝ These voices won’t leave me alone. ❞

❝ Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me? ❞

❝ Keep on haunting me. ❞

❝ I was as pure as a river, but now I think I’m possessed. ❞

❝ I’ve been cold since you left. ❞

❝ You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold. ❞

❝ I’ve tried to wash you away but you just won’t leave. ❞

❝ I came here so you’d come for me. ❞

❝ You weren’t looking for me. ❞

❝ I’m such a fool to pay this price. ❞

❝ I don’t think he remembers. ❞

❝ I don’t have to fucking tell you anything. ❞

❝ That’s the beauty of a secret, you know you’re supposed to keep it. ❞

❝ These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone. ❞

❝ Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so. ❞

❝ You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece. ❞

❝ You were a vision in the morning when the light came through. ❞

❝ I know I’ve only felt religion when I’ve lied with you. ❞

❝ I’m still waking every morning but it’s not with you. ❞

❝ I’m searching for something that I can’t reach. ❞

❝ Kiss me in the corridor. ❞

❝ You say that you’re no good for me. ❞

❝ What happened to the soul that you used to be? ❞

❝ Do you remember the taste of my lips that night? ❞

❝ We’ll be running again. ❞

❝ I’m a one night stand. ❞

❝ I’m the violence in the pouring rain. ❞

❝ I’m a hurricane. ❞

❝ I found myself reminded to keep you far away from me. ❞

❝ Well lately, I like ‘em crazy. ❞

❝ I can never keep my eyes off this. ❞

❝ All we do is drive. ❞

❝ We know very well who we are. ❞

❝ I’m headed straight for the castle. ❞

❝ They wanna make me their queen. ❞

❝ If you wanna break these walls down, you’re gonna get bruised. ❞

❝ I just wanna feel your lips against my skin. ❞

❝ I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me. ❞

❝ I’m sorry but I fell in love tonight. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to fall in love tonight. ❞

❝ Could we pretend that we’re in love? ❞

❝ We’re the underdogs in this world alone. ❞

❝ They can break our hearts, they won’t take our souls. ❞

❝ Would you bleed for me? ❞

❝ Let’s cause a little trouble. ❞

❝ Would you lie for me? ❞

Quirky & Vintage Tea Pot Sets Get an Ironic Makeover by Yvonne Ellen

London-based designer Yvonne Ellen (previously featured here) uses up-cycled pieces to create quirky teapot sets with a sarcastic tone.

Made from bone china, each design is hand-painted. The tiny polka dots, illustrated bees, and other animals are carefully applied. Despite their artistic application, each piece is a work of art and functional. They are imprinted with quirky phrases, which allude to alcohol consumption. The paradox between a sophisticated expression like drinking tea, playfully contradicts each set, which is imprinted with ironic words, such as “gin,” “tequila,” “rum,” and others.

The vintage teacup and saucer sets are inspired by Ellen’s native land and culture.They follow traditional Britain pottery fashion with a touch of Victorian charm. You can find the entire set in her Etsy shop.