THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKSā DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.Ā
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY āTHIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU,Ā SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DONāT TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WONāT FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THEREāS NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.ā
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE āYOUāRE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WEāRE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WEāLL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.āĀ
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE āTHIS IS A TRICKā AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR āSUBTLETYā
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE āWE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKSā AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
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