Bienvenue Power Bottoms!

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aaand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

there should be more ballsucking, like in general

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

they call it "umami" bc it makes you go oooo mommy

and i'm not even living la vida loca

picture of alice from Disney’s alice and wonderland but the background is like, all trippy and colorful and her eyes are red like she just smoked a blun

its been done

no god damn way