DEAN🔪CAS HORRORFEST

I hope you like this slightly whimsical, slightly creepy Cryptid!Castiel piece!

In my head, Castiel is kind of like the patron saint of hunters in this AU. Dean regularly comes to visit him, leaving little offerings, lighting candles, and praying for protection before heading back out into the world. I don't know... I just love the idea of their relationship having this almost mythical, reverent quality to it. 💙

Supernatural/Backrooms crossover I'm OBSESSED with the backrooms movie!

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

The dozens of smutty oneshots in my tbr pile would like a word with me, I guess 👀😆

called out by a quiz. guilty.

and accurate. whoever made this knows their stuff, this is my JAM

Definitely accurate.

It's accurate but fuck off

(Ty for the tag btw this was fun)

GET MORE WHUMSY!!

This is what I'm going for :)

I mean I'll take it. If it means no one will torture me.

I may say idgaf but sometimes i do give a fuck. So this tracks.

i gotta say this is pretty spot-on, as a 35-year-old who spends an inordinate amount of time on laundry and taxes. romanticizing my life by imagining dean and cas doing all the mundane shit (and then fucking nasty about it 😮‍💨)

This absolutely tracks, @bethmints XD just stick a dubious on the front there :p

Idiots in love

will forever campaign for them to be first and foremost extremely stupid for each other

I don’t generally read fix-its (because season fifteen never happened to me, personally) or canonverse, but I do be making my Barbies kiss.

Also, I did write a short fix-it a few years back lol before I embraced the life of denial

given my propensity for angst, this is...appropriate 😂

Tagging @imaginaryprotagonist @queer-dancing-fandom-nerd @aishitara -- only if y'all wanna play ofc!

198/327 (KO-FI♡)

"Don't Go in the Woods" (S14E16)

Murder By Invitation Only

Author: @xev3n

Artist: @valdelion

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 27,496

Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Tags: Murder Mystery, Strangers to Lovers, Private Investigator Castiel, Escort Dean Winchester, Dark Romance, Psychological Thriller/Horror, Explicit Sexual Content, Blood and Gore

Summary: At St. Claire’s Orphanage, the Halloween murder mystery gala is nothing but theatre - an elaborate performance of scripted screams and safe little deaths. But when the storm rolls in and the doors close, the line between fiction and reality begins to blur.

As staged deaths give way to something far more sinister and the bodies refuse to rise, old sins claw their way into the candlelight, and every elegant guest has something to hide.

By the end of the night, the question won’t be who did it, but who deserved it.

Link for Fic

baby you are the weapon i chose

A tithe for the @spneldritchbang and my second offering 🐐🕯️

My hand was guided by the grim spirit of The VVitch, yet I couldst never have foreseen the dark path @entropic-saudade would tread in this chronicle. I tell thee truly, they have laboured to produce the fic of all time.

The tale is thus: Cast out from their congregation after John’s transgressions and Dean’s peculiar inclinations are laid bare, the Winchester family wanders into the howling New England wilderness. But the soil is bitter and the grace of God feels far removed. Crops wither in the field, precious things vanish into the gloom, and there ever-present that wretched black goat

Words by @entropic-saudade art by @medicatedmaniac

Pairing: Implied Castiel/Dean Winchester - Relationship

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Inspired by The Witch (2016); Alternate Universe; Historical References; early modern english; folk horror; Religious Horror; Religious Imagery & Symbolism; Religious Guilt; Puritan theology; Calvinist Theology; Middle English; Starvation; Food Issues; Brief Physical Abuse; Offscreen Infant Death; Animal Death; Minor Character Death; Everyone Except Dean and the Goat Dies; Puritan Era; Public lashing; excommunication; Witchcraft; Adultery; Buggery; Public Execution; Mild Gore; Hopeful Ending; Bittersweet Ending

Summary:

Banished from their New England community, the Winchester family takes to the wilds to find a new place to bring glory to God, to continue to live as though they are among the elect.

But what seemed like an opportunity quickly goes south — there are eerie whispers in the woods, items go missing, crops keep failing, the family is befallen by death and tragedy…

And at the center of it all lies a stubborn black goat that Dean swears is more than meets the eye.

Beta: Banshee

Link to fic: Ao3