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#healing because i just wrote fmc getting picked up, and mmc couldn't lift her with one arm, so the other mmc told him to work out more. for three entire seconds, i didn't even think about any other possibility. something in my soul was just put back together.
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we all know about y/n stark, tony's daughter. she has wanda's powers but purple, and her relationships differ based on continuity. in some universes, she's bucky's girlfriend and an avenger. in some universes, she's peter's classmate and occasionally an avenger.
however.
i've yet to hear of a y/n wayne. unlike tony, bruce actively goes out of his way to collect children. this would be much cooler, in my opinion. so, here are my headcanons for y/n wayne.
she's the first person to never ever be intimidated by jason
she's damian's worst enemy (she ragebaits so hard)
she's dating john constantine (she's an adult btw. college age)
she's part of the jl
she's secretly bruce's favorite
she's the strongest of the sidekicks even though she's only 4'11 and three pounds
she has long dark hair and she's so beautiful it actually hurts to look at her (makes sense for a wayne)
she's super famous but she doesn't even care
she's not like other girls
thank you for coming to my ted-talk.
in the mcu, hot tub time machine is referenced. that means sebastian stan is a real person in the mcu. this means that, in the canon mcu, bucky barnes could get asked for autographs in the street. it also means that, in the mcu, the apprentice could be a real movie that a few of our faves could've seen. but my favorite implication is that tony stark could've watched the convenant.
another possibility, my friends, though it's a bit more of a stretch: if hot tub time machine means sebastian stan is real, that means sebastian stan likely acted in the convenant, which means that chace crawford is real, which means the boys could be a real show, which would mean that fictional superheroes are real, which means that dc comics (yes, dc stands for 'detective comics', i know, shut up) could be real, which means that tony stark - yes, tony again, can it - has likely compared himself to batman.
taking this even further: if dc comics are real, dc shows and movies are as well, which means jensen ackles is likely real, which means supernatural could be real, which means ao3, omegaverse, and m-preg are real in the mcu. if this is the case, there is likely avengers rpf, and i think that the biggest ships are stony, stucky, winterwidow, and romanrogers (i'm not sure if this is the name for steve/nat, but i think it is). also, someone could plausibly clock tony as irondad, and pete as spiderson.
am i insane for thinking this???
there's nothing more heartbreaking than looking up an ultra-niche question for a fic, finding an answer, checking out the user's tumblr page, and seeing that they last updated over a decade ago. like, it's sad. really, really sad. i don't know if that person is alive or not. and it depresses me.
i just watched the drama, and what the fuck? politely, of course.
spoilers, obvi
like, i honestly fucking hate rachel. sure, she was personally impacted by a shooting, but she had no fucking right to damn near tell everyone. she might have told everyone. i honestly don't know. i had to fast-foward through most of the wedding.
and where the fuck were emma's parents?!?!? their daughter was just playing with a gun for a while, and they didn't know???
honestly, i feel terrible for emma. she was mentally ill, bullied, and she just wanted to finally be the main character in her life. but she had a come-to-jesus moment - thankfully - and turned her life around.
while i was initially really pissed at charlie for being so scared of her, i don't blame him. when you find out that a person you know and love almost killed multiple people for no good reason - i love emma, but there's really no good reason for shooting up a school - you should be afraid.
regarding charlie's affair with misha... that's tricky. on one hand, that's fucked up. on the other hand, she was very clearly into it, and he did pull away, and he clearly wasn't okay. i'd forgive him, knowing the context, but he definitely deserved the headbutt from blake. and blake should find a new girlfriend. misha has a history of cheating. but blake also needs therapy, because headbutting the groom at his wedding - even if he deserves it - is a big no-no.
i'm happy that they got back together. the end really felt symbolic - meeting each other for the first time again, and this time, truly knowing each other. it's not exactly the meet-cute of their dreams, granted, but i think things will go well for them. even if they have to cut everyone off and move across the country.
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[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
okay, so jesus and carl are in the saviors' van, right?? they're trying to find info on negan's primary residence, right??? what i want from twd is a bisexual uncle & awkward nephew bonding moment. i think i'm entitled to that after what they put me through (not just the 07x01, i'm talking the whole show).
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
"maggie rhee"
CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP CLAWING AT THE WALLS OF MY ENCLOSURE
i love maggie so much. if maggie has no fans, i am dead. if glenn has now fans, maggie and i are dead. and if gr*gory has no haters, literally ever sane person ever is dead.
also, how do some people not know glenn's name? i don't know if it's said much in the earlier seasons, but maggie just claimed another last name, and the only reasonable conclusion is that it's glenn's, right??
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
MAGGIE IS SO RIGHT FOR THAT OH MY GOD
and fucking greg stole glenn's watch right off his grave?? he deserved the be punched for that, for always calling her 'sweetheart' or 'honey', for calling the saviors 'reasonable', and at least five other things. i fucking hate greg.
"we're all gonna be one big, happy, dysfunctional family"
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH, HE IS SO BABY GIRL, I LOVE HIM
him finally making gr*gory step down is glorious. fuck that old man. actually, i shouldn't say that here, it leaves too much room for misunderstanding.
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
OH MY GOD THAT'S SO ADORABLE CARL JUST GAVE ENID A FOREHEAD KISS THAT'S SO CUTEEEEE
EDIT: THEY JUST KISSED, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT-
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[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
i hate simon so much. i mean, biceps, sure, but he doesn't have the suaveness a man needs to make another grown man kneel. he's just annoying. not handsomely exasperating. no hate. i just miss negan. it's been a full day since i watched an episode with him in it.
on a totally unrelated note, i didn't know people could sigh wistfully irl. i thought that was a fanfic/tumblr thing. but i just sighed wistfully, and it was kinda a vibe.
WHY ARE THE GATES OF HILLTOP OPEN??? WHY ARE THERE FIRES?? WHY IS THERE MUSIC COMING FROM A CAR, A CLEAR LURE FOR WALKERS??? JESUS AND THE DOCTOR BETTER FUCKING BE OKAY, AND MAGGIE, BECAUSE IF THEY'RE NOT, I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING SADD, LISDFKA;SLDKF;O
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
gregory should fucking die.
jesus: "you can't send her back. she's pregnant."
gregory: "that's her mistake."
i hate gregory more than i've ever hated the governor, shane, negan, spencer, or dw*ght, combined. what are his credentials? why is he even leader of hilltop? why is he still alive? i hate him. i hate him. i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
cried and had to take a break. maggie's baby is okay. i'm gonna be sick. we all know what happened to lori. what the fuck. if maggie dies, i'll fucking riot. she hasn't been here for six fucking seasons to lose her sister, her father, her husband, almost lose her baby, and then die. not on my fucking watch.
[!!spoilersfor twd711]}
IS RICK TALKMG ABOUT SHANE? SHANE? SHANE? EVIL HORRIBLE PERSON BAD GUY SHANE? I LOVE EVIL HORRIBLE PRSON BAD GUY SHANE!!!! I LOVE HIM ! AND I AM SO HAPPY TO ONCE AGAIN HEAR ABOUT SHANE!!!!# SHANE!! S!H!A!N!E! OI LOVR SHANE!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY SHANE PEEPAW RICK IS TALKING ABOUT POOKIE YAYAYAYAY THIS IS SO HAPPY YAY THIS IS SO EXCITING I FORGOT THAT MICHONNE NEVER MET HIM AND REALLY ONLY DARYL CAROL CARL RICK AND MAGGIE KNOW ABOUT TWD'S FIRST REAL ANTAGONIST EEEEEEEEEEE THATS CARZY I LOVE SHANE
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[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
"oh, yeah, we're so lucky, rick! you led us all to the promised land! i guess glenn and abraham were lucky too?"
DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. SPENCER, YOU'RE A WEAK, PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN. WITHOUT THOSE FUCKING WALLS, YOU'D BE DEAD, YOU USELESS FUCK. FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
talking about glenn, rick's best friend for years, and abraham, another on of rick's closest friends, like you knew them half as well as he did? like you didn't hook up with abraham's ex-girlfriend the second they broke up? pathetic. fucking disgusting. fuck spencer. i hate his ass. fuck spencer.
[!!spoilers for twd s7!!]
"in case you haven't caught on, i just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it."
for how long will that stay metaphorical?