I'm not sorry for anything

cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

Wow

I usually don’t reblog this sort of thing but this makeup job is fantastic.

holy shit

that is absolutely terrifying GOOD JOB SERIOUSLY

She deserves a sticker

She deserves a gold star

omg someone do this for me so I can scare the shit out of people

This isn't makeup, she's a zombie. End of story

Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying "I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great."

people that like to watch shitty movies for fun are my kind of people