Dead Revolutionaries

imagine breaking up with someone when you’re both in your early 20s and they take your ship and fuck off, and then you become the best dressed in the galaxy and the leader of an entire city and live in a palace. and then your ex shows up to ask a favor and he’s like 35 living in that ship and hanging out with 22 year olds and using 5-in1 soap. that’s how lando calrissian feels

I love the idea that Luke is just fuckoff powerful in the Force but he doesn’t even know, because he has no idea there even are limits. So like, he tosses people around without even lifting a finger, uses Jedi mind-tricks just by speaking, projects himself halfway across the known universe just to fuck with his nephew, and it’s all stuff Jedi in the Republic would have considered utterly impossible but Luke never even learned that much so for him it’s just another Tuesday.

Yoda did say “do or do not, there is no try” and Luke took that super literally

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers