Ask Deadpool

“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”

I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.

“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”

Knock it off, Wilson! Has anyone ever taught you boundaries? Matter of fact, do you even know what that word is?

“Hmm… not really!” He mused, before turning back to Logan. “But- fine! It will have to be a mere fading memory in my mind!” He gasped dramatically looking away.

Poor you. Now I’ll wear the damn thing for a few minutes and then I’m heading off to the bar.

“Ooo! The bar? Can I come? I’ll buy you a drink!” He enthused. “I haven’t actually been to a bar in awhile! I’ve been sooooo busy kicking evil asses!”

“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”

I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.

“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”

Knock it off, Wilson! Has anyone ever taught you boundaries? Matter of fact, do you even know what that word is?

“Hmm… not really!” He mused, before turning back to Logan. “But- fine! It will have to be a mere fading memory in my mind!” He gasped dramatically looking away.

“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”

I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.

“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”

“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”

“Ooo! Like a robot? Like Ironman? That’s rad dude!” He sighed staring at the fourth wall “yes, I used the word rad, get over it.” He turned back toward the other version of himself. “How did ya get your hands on an assistant?? I can’t lie, I’m a bit jealous! Might have to kill ya for it!” He chuckled “I’m joking!” He waved his hands dismissively before looking toward the ground. “Somewhat..”

He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.

“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.

He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.

He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.

“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”

He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more

He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.

“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly

Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?

He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”

Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.

He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly

Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.

He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely

"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.

“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”

Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.

He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously

"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.

He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.

Cable stiffened slightly when he felt Wade rest his head on his shoulder. The merc's touchy-feely attitude and demeanor was something Cable was going to have to get used to, if things progressed. Hell, he was just trying to make an excuse to go out and do something, make a friend. "Well, I was thinking of going to Coney Island, or maybe a tactical laser tag venue. Haven't really decided." He knew the tactical laser tag would be right up their alley, but would Wade want to essentially do a mock-merc job as a date? Probably not.

He hummed “both sound fun! How did you know I was originally going to suggest laser tag?” He enthused “whatever you have in mind will work for me! As long as we are having fun!”

Cable sighed and shook his head, observing Wade carefully. "Considering we're both expert tacticians, figured it'd be right up our alley. Anyways, handsome, you hungry? Could order us some food, unless you've got something else in mind."

He smirked “well good deduction skills Cabes!!” He mused nuzzling into the other more. And as the other asked him if he was hungry he nodded. “I’m always hungry! What did you have in mind for food?” He raised a brow curiously

He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.

“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.

He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.

He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.

“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”

He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more

He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.

“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly

Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?

He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”

Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.

He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly

Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.

He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely

"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.

“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”

Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.

He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously

"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.

He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.

Cable stiffened slightly when he felt Wade rest his head on his shoulder. The merc's touchy-feely attitude and demeanor was something Cable was going to have to get used to, if things progressed. Hell, he was just trying to make an excuse to go out and do something, make a friend. "Well, I was thinking of going to Coney Island, or maybe a tactical laser tag venue. Haven't really decided." He knew the tactical laser tag would be right up their alley, but would Wade want to essentially do a mock-merc job as a date? Probably not.

He hummed “both sound fun! How did you know I was originally going to suggest laser tag?” He enthused “whatever you have in mind will work for me! As long as we are having fun!”

He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.

“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.

He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.

He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.

“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”

He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more

He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.

“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly

Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?

He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”

Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.

He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly

Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.

He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely

"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.

“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”

Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.

He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously

"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.

He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.

“Exactly! And you know- I think I need to relieve some stress!”