Well, gather 'round

Vending Machine

I did a marker piece a while back and thought I should revisit it and clean it up in illustrator (especially since I’m gonna get this as an arm piece before the summer’s out).

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[news anchor voice] “goooooooooooooooooood evening Battery City, here to tell us about the fuck-up of the day is–”

pouring sand on yourself because might as well

seeing a friend and yelling, as loud as you can, “FUCKING WHY ME?” (source: Show Pony)

following up a minor inconvenience: “step one, fuck it, step two, orbital bombardment”

drawing of animals with longer legs than usual

persistently not believing that the American South was actually real

to break an awkward silence: “last month I got murdered in a CVS”

shoving your gun down your shirt. bonus if it falls out the bottom.

fuzzy image of Jet Star kicking a motorcycle

“your tears are my cool shaded oasis”

get as far as you can through this sentence without laughing: “personally, as a straight man, I too am of the opinion that this is high treason”

anything Dr. Death-Defying says during his broadcasts, but in a Boston accent

fill in the blank: “I want to shove ___ directly down my throat”

doing kickflips without a skateboard (this is essentially the new dab)

screaming that gradually gets lower in pitch

bell bottoms

-Balancing as much shit on sleeping people as possible

-Similarly, Seeing how much shit you can steal before the target notices

(click pic for HQ)