yep it's me

The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus

Stop

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

concept: i travel back in time to the year 1878. i interrupt a very fancy high class ball. i set down a boombox and the spice girls’ wannabe plays. i throw the fuck down. pandemonium ensues.