DANGEROUS WOMAN.

❝ Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work? ❞

❝ The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability. ❞

❝ If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞

❝ I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules. ❞

❝ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ❞

❝ I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❞

❝ You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? ❞

❝ You look better in my clothes than I do. ❞ 

❝ We’re searching for things we should be running from. ❞

❝ When it’s cold, I’d like to die. ❞

❝ The world is full of unrequited love. ❞

❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞

❝ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind. ❞

❝ We are all just dead air. ❞

❝ Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.. ❞

❝ If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive. ❞

❝ I love glitter, I’m not a quitter. ❞

❝ I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles. ❞

❝ People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for. ❞

❝ Look up, always. Look back, never. ❞

❝ In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. ❞

❝ Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening. ❞

❝ I can’t save you unless you save me, too.. ❞

❝ Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore. ❞

❝ Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. ❞

❝ Everything’s just fucking Disney with you. ❞

❝ I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist. ❞

❝ I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers! ❞

❝ Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ❞

❝ I haven’t even caught your name or your number. ❞

❝ Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. ❞

❝ Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks. ❞

❝ You want to kiss me, don’t you? ❞

❝ You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me. ❞

❝ Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. ❞

❝ I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. ❞

❝ Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone. ❞

❝ I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself. ❞

❝ You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you? ❞

❝ If you answered no, please exit the building. ❞

❝ You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone. ❞

❝ If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich. ❞

❝ Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me. ❞

❝ Give me one good reason why I should believe you. ❞

❝ Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? ❞

❝ I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. ❞

❝ I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head. ❞

❝ The road to Hell is paid with good intentions. ❞

❝ Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞

❝ I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. ❞

❝ Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. ❞

❝ I don’t know how to tell you what I feel. ❞

❝ I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’. ❞

❝ Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance. ❞

        THE CHESS GAME.

“Play the game.” “Please don’t watch me, I can do it.” “Shit, I blew it.” “I fear I’ve lost my head.” “Do you want my help?” “Move a pawn.” “Jesus.” “Life’s a sham, and every move is wrong.” “Winning is everything to me.” “Nothing is everything, except sex. And money.” “Take my hand.” “God, you’re pretty.” “Maybe we should call it quits.” “Let me win.” “Checkmate!” “This has gotta come to a stop.” “Anyone understand, all that I want is a kiss!” “I’m sick of explaining.”

         MAKING A HOME.

“Welcome to our humble place.” “Visit when you please. You are not required to phone.” “God bless our home.” “Could he love me?” “Yes, we love to fight the unknown.”

         THE GAMES I PLAY.

“I don’t look for trouble.” “I have a good and a bad side, but they’re one in the same.” “These are the games I play.” “I screw every morning.” “I’ve been playing canasta disastrously.” “It’s tough with love.” “Love’s tough to show.” “Let me face the music, it’s a song that I’ve been waiting to hear so long ago.” “I am sure his’ divorce is a tribute to me.” “Ask me if I love him, it depends on the day.” “It hurts not to love him.” “It hurts when love fades.” “Ask me if I need him, get him out of my way.”

         MARVIN HITS TRINA.

“You die on May 27th at 8.” “He has lost his mind.” “____ is not so uncouth.” “____ is not so unkind.” “He’s sweet, and he’s warm, and he loves me so.” “Really, ____? This is ridiculous.” “I’m sure you’ve chosen to make me look bad.” “How could you ever deny what we had?” “We had fights and games.” “He’s sweet and he’s mean.” “Do I love him? …No.” “…I am so dumb.”

         I NEVER WANTED TO LOVE YOU.

alright so literally BEFORE my 500+ giveaway had even closed, i hit 1,000 followers! i made a small post then about it but here i am with a bigger and better celebration. fucking ellie and i don’t know how you’re all here or why but we REALLY do actually appreciate it, even if we don’t say it or haven’t said it. when i remade my ellie blog i really didn’t expect for the fandom to blow up the way it has or for me to get even close to this many followers. it’s unexpected but highly appreciated and i don’t take it lightly. which is WHY this time i am doing both a bias list/follow forever and a giveaway. everything will be under a read more and yeah — i don’t know what else to say other than we don’t deserve it, you’re all fucking icons and true legends and the real mvp’s for following and even potentially loving us atomic little assholes. thank you. so much.