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Tag game, anyone?
If you could be any sort of undead, like a ghost, vampire, zombie, etc, what would you choose? I'm very curious to see what people will say, hence the tag game to make it spread a bit further!
Obviously I'm satisfied with being a ghost, but I would be a vampire if given the chance!
@james-offical @da-police-offical @killer-offical @genderqueer-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @dying-pen-offical
feel free to join if you weren't tagged, as well ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
hmm that's a good question. i guess it really depends on what kind of interpretation you're going off of for each... butttt, i'm not gna go all into it.
at first glance, probably a zombie. the generalized vision of zombies is all they do is walk around and eat people for their brains... seems pretty relatable.
i, too, have the urge to obliterate the people around me for being much smarter than i am.
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moots/tags vv
ghost. id like to be able to not exist whenever i want
@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @shenanigan42 @instant-yuri-machine
will edit and participate/tag later on srry
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i would love to be a poltergeist, just to annoy people :D
@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical
@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane
@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags
A fairy 🥹🙏 (Yes js because of Winx Club)
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probably a revenant—
@checkedintoilyasfeelings @unlimited-tragedy @sleepyslumblr idk do u want to @silverfan77 @cocoaishiding
a ghost, but a peaceful one! ghosts can do a lot of cool stuff and i’d be able to watch over my friends and family (and annoy them too)
@mjthesilly @madokast4r @tamsanni + open tags :D
Ghost, too, for sure. But like, a really hot one that guides an adventurer into solving her murder in a centuries old haunted hotel kinda way
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@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall
people always tell me id be a vampire from the 2000s so I guess that idk but being a Transcendental sounds pretty cool too..
@moldycorpse @roseisgoat
I'd have to say a scarecrow like entity (flavor text for the reborn lineage in the dnd source book for the domains of dread). That or a Litch
Open tags
Beetlejuice, next question.
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Vampire obviously
@wowee-bread @reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @korri-the-glowstick @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @xoc9000 @camakiss @cherrycryola @cr1staloff1cial @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @ninjadragon742 @max-is-not-well +anyone if you have already been tagged ingore me.
I think being a ghost could be fun cuz then I could like, possess things and mess around with people.
@totally-real-fang-the-sniper @preppygothica @mynamesst4rzyyy @fishymari @static0518 @cheekychihuahuaart @crowcalledfish + anyone else who wants to join!
ghost for sure but specifically whatever the hell shit Snatcher has going on, a shadowy noodle
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edit: i put ahit as in the game but it auto corroteced to shit and i didnt notice till now but im not gonna change it because thats waaay funnier
Ooooh!! This is fun 🤭 I think I’d like to be a vampire! I think they’re verrry cool 🥰 Also love the gothic aesthetic attached to them!
@cuz-reasons @fcked-pink-cattlol @fivefootoh @cinnabun-eepy @starrytraintracks @rowan-of-the-evergreen-forest @happyrunawayangel @landofmazesandinsight @zmel753 @ta-cat @trainmishaps @clayartdream21 @anfuznar
I was unsure of who to tag, so I just tagged moots I’ve interacted with or see interact with me a lot. The spotlight is yours should you choose to step into it, my friends! 🫡
Ohohoh I’d probably like to be a ghost!! I love ghost type Pokémon :3
@centipedepuppy @firedemon2025
I'd be a ghost solely to piss of the people that have hurt me. I may not much bite as a person, but as a ghost I can get back at everyone without a word! Also... ghost type Pokémon = friends
@probably-definitely-a-bard @gamerbeta + anyone else who comes across this
Hmmm I could see myself a ghost, lingering in places I belonged to once, a witness of history. I do call the times I’m sick my “Victorian boy hours” 🤭
Curious about @godserene @little-potato-bean @vanillianbean @anotherpokemonfanaccount @wegotfoodathome + anyone else who’d like to join in!
Vampire would be too on the nose ngl (sun allergy and…other things) but I’d probably be that. Not your typical vampire though? Nor a twilight vampire either. Lemme be a menace!!
Y’all need to ponder this:
@fafnyer @m-yria @rositadel
I need my retainers' and council of eunuchs' opinions.
hrmmmmm.... In terms of the undead that I'd most likely become, I would be either a conciousness half formed on a computer, haunting those whose machines I infect with a cry to end my suffering, or a servant to a greater power who has been infested with parasites and diseases to maintain functions after my first death. As for a type of undead I'd like to be, I would enjoy being a spectre bound to a cursed relic.
Casting a curse at yall:
@wrywyvern @42foolsinacar @thecryptidunseen
I wanna be a ghost. It sounds fun. I’d just try to annoy people. Whatever kind of ghost can interact the most with the world. Or possess people. I’ve been inside the White House once, so I could probably get there again as a ghost and wreak havoc.
Join the game friends :3
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I'd be a ghost and haunt people that watch the shows that I like and enjoy not having to work Joinnn @pinnedmorpho @benignespurr

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