🦴 # ゛Tough luck, Bull- 𓏼

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- the meower

(He quirks his brow but ignores you.)

🦴 # ゛Yeah, sure, just hold on. 𓏼

(He hisses back.)

- the Nose Stealer 👃

(He's unimpressed.)

🦴 # ゛I'm not bald, pendejo. 𓏼

🦴 # ゛I was kidding. I'm not bald. 𓏼

🦴 # ゛No, it's a wig— Yes, it's as fluffy as it looks. 𓏼

-📷

🦴 # ゛Aww, thanks. And Sure, I don't see why not. 𓏼

-- . . endling anon

(Bones halts dead in his tracks as he feels a tug at his pants. He could've kept going, he isn't sure why he stopped, he overpowers the damn thing. Instead, he looks down at the wretched bird, if you can even call it that. He swore he could puke at the sight of it.)

{ It looked ... filthy. Feathers that appeared once grey, now caked with dirt and now a sickening brownish-green. Its wings barely seemed to keep it aflight, bug-infested and unpreened to hell and back. Don't even get started on the "decorations" -- rings that hold drinks together circles and choked its neck, a featherless pink scar noticable where the plastic met flesh. And lodged in its beak, a copper fish hook, molded and sharpened by weather and age. }

{ This thing just settled itself IN YOUR HAIR. You probably have LICE now }

-- . . endling anon

(Bones huffs in relief for a minute until it rests on his head instead. He reaches up and grabs the pathetic thing.)

🦴 # ゛What is your issue? 𓏼

(He whisper yells at the bird before setting it on the ground.)

(He swats the bird away.)

🦴 # ゛Hey—! Get off, you fuckin'— 𓏼

(He looks around, bewildered for a moment, but afterwards, his expression softens as he waves.)

🦴 # ゛Well, hi kiddo? 𓏼

my my, these titles are quite ridiculous, aren’t they? being called a boat would be quite dreadful for me, haha. but… a boat of dreams… i suppose it would be nice. to sail on your own path to the light… but the word ‘deadly’ implies a twisted meaning…

< juni says plainly, clasping their hands together. as they trail on, it’s eyes travel further and further from bone’s face, to the point where it seems to just be talking to itself. >

to add, that outfit they put you in seems quite… comical. to the point it’s symbolic, even. like a corpse with all of it’s skin and muscles burnt off, just bearing nothing but it’s very own structure… tell me, are you as open as your costume suggests?

< the questions are a bit odd. >

- @ominousheliophile

(Bones lets the other ramble for quite some time. He doesn't interject, but he does stare quite bewilderedly at them. He clicks his tongue on the roof of his mouth after Juni is done. The questions have him intrigued but concerned.)

🦴 # ゛For such a smart, pretty guy, you're not really in touch with... I dunno, society? 𓏼

(His voice is smooth, yet his words are harsh. His bewildered expression lets up slowly.)

🦴 # ゛Either way I'll indulge, but I've gotta say, a dreamboat isn't a literal title. It just means a pretty man. 𓏼

(He doesn't respond to the 'deadly' accusation. That's not his issue, that's not him.)

🦴 # ゛? 𓏼