PROMPTS FROM SHAUN OF THE DEAD
* assorted dialogue from the 2004 film
now can you see why i'm so fucking angry?
oh for god's sake! he's got an arm off!
oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again.
i've known him since primary school, you know?
i don't know, i didn't stop to ask them!
we have to get out of here.
bash them in the head. that seems to work.
what are we going to eat?
what the hell do you think you're doing?
ah, we have a situation here.
can i just say one more thing?
for a hero, you're quite a hypocrite.
religious groups are calling it judgement day.
i have to know if she's all right!
i like having him around. he's a laugh.
i know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.
you do realize this is a 20 mile per hour zone.
you didn't call the doctor, did you?
i'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
who the hell put this on?
why didn't you just shoot him, man?
what happened to your hand?
how come he didn't drive?
it's not the end of the world.
what makes you think i'd have taken you back?
it's not really safe, is it?
it's not that i don't like him.
that's it. i would like to be shot.
he's going to be dead either way.
do you want your messages?
all right, i admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion.
just look at that face. it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. like a drunk who's lost a bet.
now i have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip hop isn't helping.
do you believe everything you hear on tv?
you weren't always the easiest person to live with.
oh my god! she's so drunk!
it's four in the fucking morning!
he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood.
you hang out with my friends?
next time i see him, he's dead.
there's no "i" in team, but there is an "i" in pie.
i don't know what he's talking about.
the only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.
i've always wanted to drive one of those.
why don't you go out with her if you love her so much?
that wasn't true. made it up. shouldn't have done that.
are you okay? did they hurt you?
well, that's a bit harsh.
where are we going to go?
i didn't want to cramp your style.
i got mugged on the way home.
player two has entered the game.
it's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it.
i'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.
if we hole up, i wanna be somewhere familiar. i wanna know where the exits are, and i wanna be allowed to smoke.
you still haven't met his mum?
i do want to spend time with you.
please can we just calm! the fuck! down!
this is a pub! we're in a pub!
some men tried to get into the house.
stop telling me to chill out!
feel free to step in any time.
would anyone like a peanut?
we may have to kill my step-dad.
all right, i've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped.
you left them in my flat.
who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?