DeadByDonegal

"rend asunder" is just a setting on a washing machine

What's it do?

I don't know I'm scared

jeopardy prompt

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

So many little friends!

scp experiment log

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

The Gays Bury You

I LOVE extremely unaware rich people it's so funny. there was this girl on tiktok joking about how she misbehaved while the family oil painting was being done...ma'am the WHAT?

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

Everything he does is joy

Always reblog…

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

im literally living little treat to little treat

snoremouse 😭