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i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

opened up the pool drain and found a dead boy scout in there so i guess i got lunch figured out

I'm giving my inner child fetal alcohol syndrome tn

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

they call me kennedy the way i splatter on this woman

why didnt she just bet on the dogs that win

The fact that I can’t breathe underwater and stay under the surface for hours and hours watching the sun rays bounce around and refract rlly gives me dysphoria im not gonna lie gang

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.