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does anyone else lowk think that northern downpour sends its love (i love you)

I personally don't mind Jennifer's Body having an sequel.. as long they have an good OST. Like, i hope they put actual alternative songs/bands on it. Anything but fucking TX2, Caroline Carr or YUNGBLUD, for the love of god

i think if i discovered phan is real from a guy casually referring to phil as dan's boyfriend i would collapse and never get back up

📢 it's 🍆🎃🍆COCKTOBER🍆🎃🍆 and the 💿PHODCAST🎧 is 💦💦CUMMING💦💦 are YOU🫵 ready✅ to 🥵HARD🍆 🚀LAUNCH💥 every🔁 MONDAY🗓️ MORNING 🌄?? real 💦PHAPPERS💦 grind🍑 EARLY🕖 before the 🐓COCK🐓 crows. it's time to get 🧱BRICKED🧱 UP for our 👬DADDIES👨‍❤️‍👨 DAN🖤 and PHIL💙

📢 it's NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🗓️ and we're STILL getting 🍆HARD🍆 and 🚀LAUNCHING💥 every 🗓️WEEK🗓️. our 👬DADDIES👨‍❤️‍👨 are LOCKING🔒 US UP🔑 in 🚨🍑HORNY JAIL🍑🚨 with no chance of 💦RELEASE😩. if you aren't 🥵PHRUSTRATED🤬 you 🔜WILL BE🔜. "tHeY tOuCheD" but WE 🚫CANNOT🚫

📢 it's 🍆DICKCEMBER🍌 let's get ❄️HO☃️HO🪵HARD🪵 and 🚀LAUNCH☄️ like 🎅SANTA'S SLAY💅! will our 👨‍❤️‍👨DADDIES👬 bring 🎁GIFTS💝? best be 😇GOOD🙏!! is that 🪨COAL🔥 in your 🦵STOCKINGS🧦 or are you just 🥵EXCITED😍 for a 📦PACKAGE🌰🍆??? 🎄MERRY COCKMAS🎁 and 🍑HAPPY HOE-LIDAYS🔥

I’m probably gonna do another one of these with different artists!! So if u have any suggestions you can dm me or comment