Dead Palette's Tales of Banality

The FEARFIC boys read some fanfictions about Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead off of Archive of our Own. The stories aren't very x rated but will that cause them to be too boring. Also, it's Abysmii's birthday, DP has intense back pain, and Slimebeast is in a blue and white chiffon dress for some reason.

The FEARFIC crew attempt to read a collection of The Holders Series ritual pasta stories and react to them based on just their descriptive nature. But maybe the unbelievability is just too strong to over come. We also open a haunted loot crate. Also, Dead Palette is the holder of Unnamed Diseases, Abysmii is the holder of Gibberish, and Slimebeast is the holder of Ellen DVDs.

The FEARFIC Pokemon trainers read a good ole' fashion Pokepasta about two androgynous Woopers. But is is the story pro or anti transgender? It becomes really hard to tell as Obama tries to sneak in a third term. Also, DP has problems finding a rap name that suits him, Abysmii almost didn't survive the Pokemon one child policy, and Slimebeast commands Osama Bin Psyduck to use heterocaust.

The FEARFIC gang reads a Fat Albert Lost Episode creepypasta and try their best to follow the in depth plot and additional original characters. They also puzzle over Bill Cosby showing up in the cartoon repeating an odd phrase. "It will not get my smile." What's the deal with that Also, DP wouldn't bone Mystic from X Men, Slimebeast wants to vore Dumb Donald, and Abysmii beats himself with a baseball bat to make blood pudding.

Keep your water-proof boots handy, things get wet and a little fishy too.

Let's read a story horror story about something watching from the forest as youngsters burst into mysterious coughing fits. Give you three guesses who the monster is...

What should have been a short scary story takes a turn for the boring when Slenderman shows up out of nowhere. (which he often does)

The FEARFIC Fellows travel back in time and space to read The Tell-Tale Heart, short Gothic fiction story by Edgar Allan Poe. A story about cotton watches, knife-wielding killers, and Corvid Brand Glass Eyeballs!

This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

The FEARFIC buddies read an RPC Authority horror story about a godzilla knock-off. Then compare it to a Wayward Society page about Native American ghosts. Yeah, they're just ghosts, nothing else. Also, Abysmii spills red wine and ruins everything, Dead Palette wants the Kaiju bible, and Slimebeast leads a RPC Threater Troupe.

The FEARFIC fanatics look at the newest top rated r/nosleep story allegedly about a sugar daddy asking for weird favors. But will the "real" and "true" story have more than just a flashy title? Will the story even have a coherent plot with justifications for it's odd elements? Also, Dead Palette tries to get out of a kidnapping charge, Abysmii doesn't follow the ritual rules, and Slimebeast is Fat Albert's sugar baby.

The FEARFIC amigos read Mexico related No Sleep stories in celebration of Día de Muertos and embrace the local TRUE myths. How will these stories hold up to a reality check?

Toilet time with your buddy Dead Palette, as he reads and reacts to a scary story about a bathroom monster. Gib munnies if want to: https://www.ko-fi.com/deadpalette