Thoughts and stuff

That's me.

He has his YouTube channel, he's out and about, filming himself in abandoned places.

Sometimes he's joined by other people.

He's young and free, still with bat-training (how? Mind your business.), jumping off pillars and balconies, parkouring through gaps in floors and stairs.

He gains following, and all he does is just being himself.

Rarely speaks in videos, mostly putting captions, pointing at things, letting the sound of his gloves against concrete, the leafs blowing and old wood cracking under his boots do the speaking for him.

He's still Batman so he's in pain on regular basis.

It ruins his soulmate's life because of them being in almost constant pain.

When they finally meet the soulmate having enough hurts themselves and watches in sick satisfaction the pain on Bruce's face.

No happy ending.

Just angst.

So Bruce and Hal have a mission on another planet because aliens have been storing drugs there. They get in the fight and Bruce nearly dies, or does die, while helping the alien children escape.

“Riddle me this, Batman” - teasingly quoting Riddler while asking a friend a question

“No shit, Batman” - when someone says something obvious

“Next Batman over here” - sarcastic when someone has a shitty idea

“Break a leg, Robin” - adapted among Gotham gymnastics

“Okay Catwoman” - when someone brags about shoplifting (like “Okay Queen”)

“Need a coin?” - jab to two-face if someone is undecided

“That's Arkham-level crazy” - self explanatory (Arkham Asylum)

“Pulling a Batman” - ghosting someone / disappearing mid conversation

“GCPD’s on it” - sarcastic way to say something is never getting solved

“Don't go full Joker now” - when someone keeps on escalating and doubling down during an argument

“It’ll heal before the next breakout” - a child crying about a scraped knee

“Must be a Wayne Project” - whenever they see something getting fixed or functioning in a legal way

“You ain't Batman” - when someone tries to do something reckless

Option 1 - Dehydration

Option 2 - Too much screen time

Option 3 - Sick

Option 4 - Dying

Option 5 - Brain Cancer

Clark, dating Bruce, becomes or is on a way to becoming stepfather to Bruce's kids.

Bruce, dating Clark, becomes or is on a way to becoming stepfather to Clark's kids.

It makes Jon and Damian stepbrothers.

If Bruce is dating Clark the relationships between their kids become incestual.

What about TimKon? No idea. Conner is treated as Clark's brother and not a son, but it is still a little iffy to me. I wouldn't say that's incest but it wouldn't say it's not incest either. So yeah.

Just to be clear, I'm not hating, I'm all for people doing whatever they want with fictional characters, just don't think most people realize it.