ur local old man fucker

y'all always send anon hate to people who don't deserve it. y'all should send anon hate to me cuz i'm a bitch

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

still can’t believe netflix managed to get batman, spiderman, bucky and pennywise all in one crazy dark yeehaw film .... amazing

*actively hurting my own feelings* i honestly don’t understand why i feel bad

I open tumblr, I talk to myself then I leave

is this real?

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

nothing is more disappointing than getting into a piece of media and finding out its not even gay

She’s his sister in the movie if i remember correctly 😂

op have u .... have u never gotten a hug before ....?