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So today i brought this book because why tf not:

And then i noticed:

Jigglypuff wrote a love letter!!! And pidgey got to deliver it!

ONO PIDGEY DROPPED IT

YESSS SHE FOUND IT!!!!

WHAT LICKYTUNG YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT

TF LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE

!!!!!!

that’s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it

they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, “feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie’s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie”

all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like “wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity”

the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they’d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever