Inevitably Drowned

  “Kids are dumb, they do dumb things, when Alex was a kid she was 100% convinced she was secretly a werewolf for like a month and tried running away. Kids have no sense of self-preservation,” Michael reluctantly followed, “As if I could ever leave you.”

“I can’t believe my girlfriend thinks knife feet on ice is a good and fun idea,” he let go of the wall to put his hand dramatically on his chest, “I, Michael James Torres, am thoroughly shocked.”

 “Thank you, but just know that this whole thing is stupid. Like who looked at some water so cold it was solid and said, ‘Hey! I’m gonna put knives on my feet and walk on that!’ Whoever that was had a death wish.”

 “Okay, well what if I fall on my ass? I’m taking you down with me if I go, ‘Lissa!” 

 “Aw, come on! Don’t be a spoil sport, come on out here and s̴͓̟̩̺ẁ̢̤̜̱̠̟̖̟i̧͏̝͚̠̫̭̬̟̻m̴̗̳͜ with me!”