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âOh, of course, I do, D.â He nods, resting his own head in a similar manner to hers. He beams at her, as he stands up from his swivel chair, picking up around the room, now throwing some of his week-old Cheeto bags into the trash as well. It looks like a tornado had come through a 7-11 and dropped every item back into Ferrisâ room. It was kind of delightful, but also kind of horrifying. His bed seemed to be the only thing clear of rubble. âI mean, if you left I wouldnât have anyone to judge my perfectly awesome science experiments. What would I do without you to tell me I have created a disaster from which there is no return?â He chuckles a bit, picking up and then thumbing through some old magazine heâd dropped on the floor. It was a Time magazine with the featured article of, âArtificial Intelligence Becomes More Human.â He looks up from the magazine with a neutral look, something that says what do you get? But, he humors her anyways, and sets the magazine down on his desk. âIâll give you my stack of National Geographic, or Time magazines. What a deal, right?â He makes it a priority to show off some intense jazz fingers, and then lifts an unopened Snickers bar from the ground. âOr this, you could have this, too.â His room is like the treasure trove that doesnât have an end. Yet, now heâs anxious to find its end with Delilah in his room, able to see the mess heâs created. âIf I wanted to have a better physique than Iâd be Katia. Does it look like Iâm lugging around weights and hitting people with trays?â His eyebrows lift, and he chooses to lean back against the wall rather than continue his sudden need for spring cleaning. âBeats your joke, because mine was better than yours before you ruined it,â Ferris quips, winking at Delilah with one of his perfected smart ass grins. âDelilah⌠I-donât-know-your-last-name⌠I didnât call you a fool, but I was, instead, trying to impart that if I were to act like a fool your thought process would be screwed. But, now, youâre not just ANY fool. Youâre a wonderful fool, whom I enjoy the company of.â He holds a hand over his heart and delivers somewhat of a butchered epilogue for the strawberry. âItâs contribution to this world may not been for hunger, but it was for science, and thatâs all that matters now. May the strawberry rest in peace, and find some kind of solace in⌠uh⌠being a strawberry.â He ends his impromptu funeral speech there, dropping his hand from his chest. He returns her smile once they get back to explosions, much more interesting than strawberry deaths. âGo big, or go home, right?â He pulls a lighter out of his pocket, and flicks it to life. A sort of teaser to what they may do. âI donât exactly know what we should light on fire, but Iâm going to limit it at something that the fire department can see, or that could stink up the whole warehouse. Luckily, heading up to the roof might help with that second factor.â Ferris points towards his window, which he spends lots of time crawling out of to reach the roof. And now, heâs bouncing on the balls of his feet eagerly waiting to get out. âThey were just the financial and legal documents, including the ones that went out for Cole when he was wanted by the police. Not fun stuff, or at least not as fun as explosions and strawberry DNA.â
her eyes narrow in slight suspicion, not entirely believing him, but she accepts with a smile anyway. â why thank you, kind sir. â when did she develop a southern accent? five seconds ago, or to be more accurate three years back when she first started experimenting with accents. she sighs as she watches his meager attempts at cleaning ( at least, thatâs what she thought he was trying to do ), looking for a relatively clean spot to sit back down. the thought occurs to her that perhaps this is one of the reasons why the rats are so rampant in the warehouse, but gets distracted before she voices it out. â attempt to revive said disasters, probably, â is her lighthearted reply as she squints at his offerings. â one, boring. two, are you sure thatâs safe to eat? how long has it been there? â sheâd never been one for the academics, her attention span not long enough for scholarly articles. she much preferred to hear it from someone else, and sheâd found over the years that auditory learning was much more efficient for someone like her. unfortunately listening to lecturers drone on in tapes didnât work, delilah needed some form of engagement, or someone interesting enough, at the least. â youâre the one who ruined it! â she protests, laughter bubbling up again. â well that makes me feel so much better that someone enjoys my foolish company. please accept my eternal love, â a set of open arms accompany this declaration, her laughter continuing at his antics. â what a lovely eulogy, Iâm so touched, ferris. you have such a way with words. âbrushing an imaginary tear away, she shifts her focus back to their in the near future explosion plans. secretly, she might not actually be that bothered by getting the fire departmentâs attention, purely to see just what cole would do. unfortunately, it would probably be more trouble than that was worth, so she would settle for a smaller one ⌠this time. â letâs go then! â sudden enthusiasm has her already at the window, but the words police had her looking back at ferris. â am I living with wanted criminals now? how nice. â she deadpans, scenarios where they get caught running through her mind. technically, she hasnât done anything illegal, as of yet. that could ( and would ) probably change in the future, but it was better to live in the moment right? â so hey, I donât think youâve ever told me the story of why and how you joined, â she remarks, curiosity striking her.











