Hell Yeah, My Canon Now

aka why you should read the comics if you haven’t already

snuck out of themyscira when she was 15 and ended up having a dance-off on Dance Dance Retribution

started a band named Bullets and Bracelets

punched a man for 10 million dollars and used the money to help low-income daycare centers

suggested people try craiglist if they’re too poor to afford being punched by her

got down on her hands and knees to stick her tongue out at a lizzard

makes mistakes in english when she’s upset/worried because it’s not her first language never have i felt so identified with anything, ever

“it was not for you, steven. it was because i must.”

officiated several gay weddings

made ‘kal-el’ the word for brother in themysciran after superman confessed he was lonely growing up

bought lois lane a drink after she helped her defeat some aliens by throwing dirt at them it was a very gay issue i gotta say

 “… is very sugar” was her reaction to coca cola

wore a hijab while helping with a flood in the punjab

refused to ally herself with any government, repeatedly

“the lasso compels truth, but it can’t stop mansplaining”

me: well, I don't know how many times a day the average person pees. the relevant data I have is that I am currently on a medication that helps me have to pee less often, and also that before I was on this medication, I had to pee a number of times per day that I personally found frustrating and inconvenient, although I often think that some degree of that is due to our society not being built to accommodate people who need to pee really often.

healthcare provider: most people pee between four and seven times a day.

me: oh yeah then I'm totally normal.

Race you to Jupiter and back?

panel redraw, original below

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spectre (Comics), Superman - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Clark Kent Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Clark Kent Additional Tags: Genderfluid Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), POV Clark Kent, Porn with Feelings, Hal Jordan-centric (Green Lantern), Macro/Micro, Giant/Tiny Relationships, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) Needs A Hug, Hurt Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Hurt/Comfort, Clark Kent is a Ray of Sunshine, Sweet Clark Kent, Grinding, Hand Jobs, sorta - Freeform, Cunnilingus, human vibrator clark kent, listen he has superspeed too why does barry allen get to have all the fun, Sucking Nipples, Fear Play, lowkey, Breathplay, also lowkey, clark gets hard while getting squeezed like a bird lmao Series: Part 2 of Chasing Ghosts ‘verse, Part 2 of Simu’s Superlantern Week 2026 Summary:

As Clark groped blindly for Hal’s hand, he stopped up short, realizing that he wasn’t feeling the plush blankets and pillows of their bed but instead…cold, unforgiving, leather-like fabric.

He belatedly opened his eyes and found that he was being cupped in large green-gloved hands, as if a wounded bird. The comely face of Hal’s woman form stared back at him impassively, filling his entire field of vision with the curve of her lovely lips, her dark eyes—sad and gentle and unreadable all at once—not quite hidden by her hood, the condescending dip of her chin. Their shared room in the temple stretched to fit her larger-than-usual size, as ever unbound by the limitations of everyday physics.

“Darling?” Clark said, propping himself up by planting his hands behind him and drawing his knees close. “Good morning, dear. Er, what’s the meaning of this, exactly?”

Or: Spectre!Hal worries that her becoming increasingly more nonhuman will make Clark leave her. Clark has to convince Hal otherwise. Through giant/tiny sex because of course.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Green Lantern (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kilowog/Salaak (DCU) Characters: Kilowog (DCU), Salaak (DCU) Additional Tags: Intercrural Sex, Size Difference, Size Kink, Aftercare, Teasing, Sexual Overstimulation, Established Relationship, Smut, POV Kilowog, Salaak-centric, Fluff and Smut, salaak’s internalized homophobia makes a surprise mention, set nebulously post-johns era? maybe?, Interspecies Sex, Interspecies Relationship(s) Summary:

Kilowog traced over the delicate lines of Salaak’s lovely, narrow back with a blunt finger, butterfly-kiss gentle over the curve of his trapezius, then down his spine, then across the slight jut of the Slyggian’s lower set of shoulder blades.

Salaak shuddered, the muscles in his back tensing and untensing. From down where he laid spread out on the white sheets, resting his head on his upper pair of hands, Salaak now turned to glare over his shoulder at Kilowog. A lesser man would shrivel underneath that gaze, but the heat pooling in Kilowog’s stomach only deepened.

“If you are quite done…” Salaak snapped meaningfully.