P Fizzle - Gin and Jukes
With so many games of dota played it’s hard to imagine I would still get slayed But I, somehow, some way Keep comin up with new ways to feed like every single day May I, kick a few scrubs from the team (yeah) And, get some new friends tocarry me (yeah!) through Two in the mornin and the dota’s still jumpin Cause my wife ain’t home I got dudes in my twitch chat linking some porn And, shane be playing til six in the morning (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a locker full of strats and one might be good So get ready to scream your head off But (but what) you’ve got kids pflax So what? they can look after themselves it’s like sparta, bitch, throw the shit ones down the well Chorus: repeat 2X Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime] Verse Two: Now, that, I got me another gin I died yet again so I had time to get in Now this types of shit, happens all the time I’m afk in base when it’s respawn time but everything is fine when you lane with the fizzle P I got the wards and the courier got sick ass wings no-one listens to the words I speak so I take another drink and I fall out my seat And start complaining to this bitch named shane (shane?) he’s a greedy bald cunt and he takes mid lane i’m 0-15, when I tell that bitch please get up off your arse and come and gank these At ease, he’s my son in real life, accidentally and we’re just Chorus Verse Three: Later on that day My homey refleksy came online and he wants to play and we set to slay got some more gin and tonic like tails and sonic shit this aint no joke I’m in the trench on the dotabuff, way way down laning with these idiots, I’m fucked up now But I don’t blame flax, I ignore the facts blame team shout loud win game blame hax fuck you, I hate this game Cause when I die ten times it’s a fucking shame Don’t get upset p, that’s just how it goes I don’t love you dotes, I’m out the do’ And I’ll be Chorus Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime] Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime] Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime]
