effington is a wonderful effing place.

What is the plot?

Uh... It's one of those movies you just have to watch.

I agree with this 120%, room buddy.

Good thing it's what we're watching tonight, huh room buddy.

I would never tell a chick to do something like that. Even if they pissed me off— which you definitely didn’t. Oh man. But, Meet the Fockers is a good one. You should totally check it out. 

Good, I'm glad I didn't piss you off. Okay, sell it to me, what's it about?

I can do that, for sure. Working as your Royal Secretary doesn’t seem too bad right now. Coffee with a gorgeous girl as a form of employment? Yes please. Go Homosexual Hierarchy!

I'm all for it as long as I get to take a beautiful girl to coffee all the time. How's 15 minutes from now sound for coffee?

Who are you kidding Pey, I might be the the only person that actually does appreciate it. I mean personally, I’m hilarious- you’re like second best. But I think we could totally make some money off that.

I'm pretty sure that there are other people that appreciate my amazing humor. If anything we're tied wit first, at best I'm in first you're second by a long shot. I think that it's a great idea.

I like the sound of that. I’m pretty sure that’s what the first Royal secretary had to do. Basically, I do whatever you say, Your Highness.

Whatever I say? That's gonna be a tall order.. The first thing I'm gonna ask you to do is come get coffee with me.

That’s not a boring story at all. In fact, I quite like it. I considering a tortoise to be my pet of choice, though I haven’t quite decided. Tell me, would you ever be willing to participate in tortoise races?

I would be. I've always wanted to see how fast Bucky is. Tortoises are fun but you have to be prepared to take care of them. 

NO, NO, NO. I wasn’t telling you to choke on a dick. That’s what I would say to someone that said that to me. 

OH my bad. I like you a lot more than I did a minute ago. I'll use that next time, though I really hope there isn't a next time.

I’m totally down for being your royal adviser. I have no idea what one actually does, but I figure that’ll come with experience.

Me neither, but we can figure it out together.

Have you ever seen Meet the Fockers? I always think about that movie whenever someone tosses that insult out there. Like, that’s fucking funny and not insulting at all. Choke on a dick. 

I haven't seen it... Also eh, dicks aren't really my thing, thanks anyways though.

It’s like a gamble, then? Interesting.

Pretty much. Chose the person and hope you chose right.

Well, I see I’ve managed to receive quite a few followers so far. Doesn’t really surprise me, to be quite honest. But for those of you that I don’t know, I’m Rachel Berry. And might I say you’ve picked the right person to follow, considering how big I’ll be once I’m on the Broadway stage, of course. I do hope everyone is having a great Saturday as well, weekends are the absolute best, especially when you have no homework to get done.

Sorry lil miss, to long didn't read. I'm Peyton.

This may be the only thing I agree with on here.

Thanks, I'm pretty sure that means I've accomplished something with my life.

Sounds juvenile.

The insult, you mean? It is, which is why the frats from the crappy fraternity are on their 5th and 6th years of college.