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I'm in the walls, just kidding not anymore.
for now

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Guess who just found out what exploding head syndrome is.
what makes you think you've the title of pervert? that needs to be earned!
I uh- you guys want to humiliate me, don't you?
*buries face in hands
Fine. I've been, I can't believe this. I... have fantasized about waking up next to the same person everyday, in the same home, and having a decent job, not just the odd jobs I pick up out of boredom, a steady one that allows for his writing without the worry if it's monetarily successful. Imagining a life where my head is clear everyday and I don't need to wrap up my exposed bones. I want to de-tangle and wash his hair every day and help him tease it back up again before he goes out, I never want to not hear his laugh when he stumbles over his words when he recites his favorite passages.
Can I now declare myself a pervert?
pervert
:(
I haven't seen Tim in so long, the first week he has to leave town for a few days. The next week I can't sneak out due to my own actions. This week I still can't, I think I'm losing my mind, and I don't know why, I don't think I used to get like this. What is happening?
update: I might just be perverted

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I haven't seen Tim in so long, the first week he has to leave town for a few days. The next week I can't sneak out due to my own actions. This week I still can't, I think I'm losing my mind, and I don't know why, I don't think I used to get like this. What is happening?
Father, turtle soup will be necessary for surviving the winter.
It's not the 1820s, kid, we don't have to worry about "surviving the winter". We have a refrigerator and indoor heating.
Just admit you hate the turtle.
I hate the turtle.
Your existence is a curse
- 🐢
ha! You're telling me.
*walks away and starts crying
dan, the turtle is hurting my self esteem :(
Yeah it does that.
Just try to ignore it and if that doesn't work, throw some celery at it and hope it gets distracted.
Would father be mad if I made turtle soup?
Yes!! Do not eat the turtle! You can't eat something just because it hurt your feelings!
Fine, then next time it's my turn to cook dinner we're having rat rigatoni.
R- rat rigatoni?
What else am I supposed to do with all the rats around here?
W- leave them to Herbert?
Kill them and bury them?????????? They could be used as fertilizer for plants???
There's a million different things you can do with the rats! We don't have to eat them! They don't even taste that good, I would know!
Have you tried it sautéed? I got a pound of rat meat in the fridge that needs to be used.
...
Okay, gimme the sautéed rat.
...
Also a pound?!?!
yay! try the rat sautéed with shallots. :)
and yes a pound, Herbert refuses to call an exterminator.
dan, the turtle is hurting my self esteem :(
Yeah it does that.
Just try to ignore it and if that doesn't work, throw some celery at it and hope it gets distracted.
Would father be mad if I made turtle soup?
Yes!! Do not eat the turtle! You can't eat something just because it hurt your feelings!
Fine, then next time it's my turn to cook dinner we're having rat rigatoni.
R- rat rigatoni?
What else am I supposed to do with all the rats around here?
W- leave them to Herbert?
Kill them and bury them?????????? They could be used as fertilizer for plants???
There's a million different things you can do with the rats! We don't have to eat them! They don't even taste that good, I would know!
Have you tried it sautéed? I got a pound of rat meat in the fridge that needs to be used.

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dan, the turtle is hurting my self esteem :(
Yeah it does that.
Just try to ignore it and if that doesn't work, throw some celery at it and hope it gets distracted.
Would father be mad if I made turtle soup?
Yes!! Do not eat the turtle! You can't eat something just because it hurt your feelings!
Fine, then next time it's my turn to cook dinner we're having rat rigatoni.
R- rat rigatoni?
What else am I supposed to do with all the rats around here?
dan, the turtle is hurting my self esteem :(
Yeah it does that.
Just try to ignore it and if that doesn't work, throw some celery at it and hope it gets distracted.
Would father be mad if I made turtle soup?
Yes!! Do not eat the turtle! You can't eat something just because it hurt your feelings!
Fine, then next time it's my turn to cook dinner we're having rat rigatoni.
dan, the turtle is hurting my self esteem :(
Yeah it does that.
Just try to ignore it and if that doesn't work, throw some celery at it and hope it gets distracted.
Would father be mad if I made turtle soup?
shout out to the doodles that got me really into the re-animator Fandom and got me back into art as a whole
Dan Cain and Herbert West as bugs
These bugs are partially responsible for my ocs
There is now a mean, talking turtle, can you round everyone up? we need to get out.
Yeah, I can do that! However, one question:
Why uh...
Why is there a mean talking turtle?
you're going to have to ask your fathers why that is.

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I'm gonna get cha
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AHH! LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
*climbs up the walls
Lock your door. The turtle escaped.
We have a turtle? And which door, the front door?
Any door! Find a room with a door, go inside and lock it!
No, we do not have a turtle, Herbert has a turtle-esque creature and it escaped containment.
I swear if that is another animal with human limbs attached to it I'm going to lose it.
No no, it's worse.
Its a regular reanimated turtle, but he speaks sometimes and he's an asshole.
what...