bella

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

Oh, you're here to audition for supporting role in a 1980s Saturday morning cartoon? Let's see what positions we have left... how does comically inept yet sympathetic authority figure sound? No? How about people-pleasing nerd who's too socially oblivious to realise that all the other characters treat them as vaguely subhuman? All right, all right, never mind... okay: male lead's designated girlfriend who doesn't really seem to like him and treats her role as a strange obligation, and also she has this weird chemistry with a recurring female villain that's going to be vigorously reexamined in about fifteen years when Internet fanfic gets big. Yes, I thought that one might be up your alley.