Life, as a gangsta

I get out at 5. Just let me take off my work shirt, your blood will be hard to wash off. 😂

It's finals week, can someone take one for the team? I need all passing grades. 😅

You just can't beat the classic Challenger... (at Cars & Coffee Lehigh Valley)

Even though she's temporarily a little banged up, she was long overdue for a wash. (at The Puddle Hand Car Wash and Detail Center)

When someone brings Balut (boiled bird embryo) to your Food & Culture class. Man, this thing stinks... (at Hudson County Community College)

Shoutout to my friends getting high as a kite and acting like 420 isn't like any other day for them 😂

What one drivers "oopsy" will end up costing FedEx.

Yes, I'm still alive everyone and still doing open mouth selfies (at Westmount CountryClub)

Happy national siblings day to my pain in the ass sisters (and to the one not pictured here that hates me). Please ignore the old lady that photobombed us. 😂

When you're going through some old stuff and come across these gems. Talk about a flashback Friday!

When you hear the FedEx truck pull up and you're parked outside. They've traumatized me, I swear. Credit: @sblightsout_is_back for finding the perfect facial expressions for this.

Some days are better than others.... (at Hudson Catholic Regional High School)

Today in a nutshell.

Morning gig got me looking extra geeky

How I feel waking up to everyone's "new" profile pictures. My condolences to those in Brussels but can we stop picking which attacks are important and which aren't. A bomb going off in a major European city is just as important as one going off in Asia or the Middle East.