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“Look at this; I got promoted!”
“Are you growing a mustache?”
“Kinda jumps out at ya, don’t it?”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
“Can I go with you? I hate [Location].”
“Whatever you do, do not let him in.”
“Why’d you want me to come home if you don’t wanna see me?”
“Who said I wanted you to come home?”
“I swear to god I’ll call the sheriff!”
“Well, it’s nice to see you too, [Name].”
“I’m gonna break the window!”
“Okay, I’m not gonna break the goddamn window!”
“I’m gonna bring over some home-baked cookies!”
“[Name], honey, c’mon, we gotta talk.”
“I’m finally doing one smart thing in my life and you are not gonna talk me out of it!”
“Talk to me, [Name], just say something nice.”
“You have to fight it; just fight it.”
“Don’t let up; don’t let him anywhere near you.”
“I never noticed his butt before.”
“You’re supposed to be helping me!”
“All I want is a family; a real family!”
“Where are my goddamn cigarettes?!”
“He’s not gonna make me feel guilty.”
“Don’t you dare feel guilty!”
“Y’know, I didn’t get married to be alone.”
“[Name] is the best thing to ever happen to you and don’t you ever forget that.”
“Are you gonna let [Name] marry [Name]?”
“I don’t want you to worry about it, okay?”
“Did I ever let you down?”
“Where are you gonna sleep tonight?”
“Wherever I am, I’m gonna dream of you.”
“I am not leaving until I get to talk to you…alone.”
“You never listen to me anyway.”
“I ask you to do something for me and you just go ahead and do whatever you want.”
“You never think about how I feel or what I want.”
“I am here, which is more than I can say for you most of the time.”
“Is there anyone else on the block who wants to come? I mean, we could turn this into a field trip!”
“This is none of your business so get your butt outta here!”
“So you’re really pissed…why?”
“I love you…and that’s why I can’t let you marry [Name].”
“Hey, [Name],” punches “I feel better.”
“He’ll charm the pants off you one minute and have you cooling in the breeze the next.”
“You don’t want to end up like me.”
“I don’t know if I can be friends with both of you.”
“I’m gonna be there for you, okay?”
“Just leave and we’ll forget about it.”
“Do you have anything you wanna say?”
“Love and respect are not the same thing.”
“You’re gonna be just fine; you just need to walk and breath.”
“Could I have a moment with [Name]?”
“Did you ever think about what I was doing while you were off on one of your adventures?”
“I know you screwed around; it hurts me.”
“You don’t need me to feel special.”
“You used our home like a motel.”
“You don’t love me anymore?”
“I’ve seen them together in town; they get along real good.”
“You don’t have a lot, but you don’t have a lot to worry about, just what you want to do tomorrow.”
“Please let me in; I wanna talk to you…”
“What I do is important to me!”
“Kids don’t know what’s best for them.”
“You look real pretty, [Name].”
Relax, I’m not here to cause any trouble.”
“You’re a good guy, [Name], but you still can’t have my wife.”
“Are you taking me home?”
“She knows you love her.”
“See, I ain’t that bad a guy.”
“I was scared to be alone with you.”
“I didn’t mean what I said…”
“You didn’t have to sleep on the couch.”
“Well, I wasn’t ready for your mouth.”
“You told me you love me last night, remember?”
“I do love you, but I can’t go back to what we had before.”
“You’re really going through with this…?”
“I don’t want you to be miserable for me…”
“So, you kinda love him, don’t you?”
“I think I’m gonna leave today.”
“You’ll still come to see me, won’t you?”
“You never make plans that far in advance…”
“You don’t have to make me promises, I’ll love you anyway.”
“I’m just gonna try and do better.”
“There’s a lot of places I’ve seen and a lot of places I haven’t, but I think I should save the best places for you.”
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