The higher the heel, the closer to God.

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

What kills me about this is how such a small thing makes Dean light up like a little kid because he obvious doesn’t get presents ever.

welcome to Supernatural where we take everything and make it pain

Dude, we live and breathe pain.

Goodbye heart

*muted whimpers*

come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end

guys just think about this in 20 years the clothes we’re wearing rn are going to be considered vintage how weird is that

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

then u ain’t doin it right

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

Lisa Frank NOTW inspiration!

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head