big brother's garden

Me tuning into bb every week now

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

josh: i wanna go in the hot tub so bad but the whole gang is in there

Do you ever just want to take that silly ass vest Paul is always wearing and throw it in a pit of fire?

me deciding if im ever going to watch this ugly show ever again

Me trying to get the house to understand they’re handing paul the money:

omg kevin, mark and paul are alll a have not

IDK about y’all but I like Matt. He hasn’t said really problematic stuff other than 1st week with the Ramses comment. Other than that he’s been the nicest and didn’t join in on the Dominique hate. He may be boring but at least he’s a decent cereal loving person and furniture.

Did Matt…did Matt just save my hope in big brother. You can tell on after dark he’s getting sick of Paul’s bullshit and arguing for Josh to say. He seems to be the only minion to question Paul!